Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory Unofficial Script

[Bell tolls hour]
All right. All right.
What's it going to be?
A triple cream cup for christopher,
A squelchy snorter for otis,
A sizzler for june marie,
And listen, wonka's got a new one today.
What is it?
It's called a scrumdiddlyumptious bar.
Scrumdiddlyumptious bar?
How does he do it?
My dear boy, do you ask a fish how it swims?
No.
Or a birdno. How it flies?
No sirree, you don't.
They do it because they were born to do it.
Just like willy wonka was born to be a candy man,
And you look like you were born to be a wonkerer.
Who can take a sunrise
Sprinkle it with dew
Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two?
The candy man
The candy man can
The candy man can
'Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
Who can take a rainbow
Wrap it in a sigh
Soak it in the sun
And make a strawberry lemon pie?
The candy man
The candy man
The candy man can
The candy man can
'Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
Willy wonka makes
Everything he bakes
Satisfying and delicious
Talk about your childhood wishes
You can even eat the dishes
Who can take tomorrow
Dip it in a dream
Separate the sorrow
And collect up all the cream?
The candy man
Willy wonka can
The candy man can
The candy man can
'Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
And the world tastes good
'Cause the candy man thinks it should
Hi, mr. Jopeck.
Ah, come along, charlie. You're late.
It's payday, mr. Jopeck.
U're right.
There you are.
Thanks.
Say hello to your grandpa joe.
O.K.
Up the airy mountain,
Down the rushing glen,
We dare not go a-hunting
For fear of little men.
You see...
Nobody ever goes in...
And nobody ever comes out.
Charlie's late.
He works too hard for a little boy.
He should have some time to play.
Not enough hours in a day.
With the four of you bedridden
For the past 20 years,
It takes a lot of work
To keep this family going.
If only his father were alive.
As soon as I get my strength back,
I'm going to get out of this bed and help him.
Dad, in all the years you've been saying
You're going to get out of that bed,
I've yet to see you set foot on the floor.
Well, maybe if the floor wasn't so cold.
Hi, everybody.
Wake up. Wake up. Charlie's home.
Grandpa george.
Grandma georgina.
Grandma josephine.
Grandpa joe.
Is this your supper, grandpa?
Well, it's yours, too, charlie.
I'm fed up with cabbage water. It's not enough.
Charlie, it's all we have.
What are you saying?
How about this?
Charlie, where did you get that?
What difference does it make where he got it?
The point is he got it.
It's my first payday.
Good for you, charlie.
We'll have a real banquet.
Mom, here's what's left. You keep it...
Except for this.
From now on, I'm going to pay for your tobacco.
No one's going to pay for it, charlie.
I'm giving it up.
Come on, dad. It's only one pipe a day.
When a loaf of bread looks like a banquet,
I've no right buying tobacco.
Go on, grandpa.
Please take it.
After I finished my paper route,
I was in front of wonka's.
There was this strange man there.
I think he was a tinker.
He was standing right behind me,
Looking up at the factory.
Just before he left he said,
"Nobody ever goes in,
And nobody ever comes out."
And right he was, charlie.
Not since the tragic day that willy wonka locked it.
Why did he lock it?
Because all the other chocolate makers in the world
Were sending in spies dressed as workers
To steal mr. Wonka's secret recipes, especially slugworth.
Oh, that slugworth, he was the worst.
Finally, mr. Wonka shouted,
"I shall be ruined. Close the factory."
And that's just what he did.
He locked the gates and vanished completely.
And then suddenly, about three years later,
The most amazing thing happened.
The factory started working again, full blast.
And more delicious candies
Were coming out than ever before,
But the gates stayed locked,
So that no one, not even mr. Slugworth, could steal them.
But someone must be helping mr. Wonka work the factory.
Thousands must be helping him.
But who?
Who are they?
That is the biggest mystery of them all.
Charlie bucket.
Yes, mr. Turkentine?
I shall need an assistant. Come and give me a hand.
We have here nitric acid, glycerin,
And a special mixture of my own.
Together it's horrible, dangerous stuff-- blows you up--
But mixed together in the right way, as only I know how,
What do you think it makes?
I don't know, sir.
Of course you don't know.
You don't knowbecause only I know.
If you knew and I didn't know,
Then you'd be teaching me instead of me teaching you,
And for a student to teach his teacher
Is presumptuous and rude.
Do I make myself clear?
Yes, sir.
Good. Now, mixed together in the right way,
These three highly dangerous ingredients
Make the finest wart remover in the world.
The trick is to pour them in in equal amounts.
Now, charlie, you take the nitric acid and the glycerin,
And I'll take my own special mixture. You ready?
Good lad. Pour.
Yay! Yay! Yay!
Did we do it right?
No, certainly not. This is for very big warts.
What on earth's going on out there?
I hope there's still some left.
Winkelmann, come here. What's happening?
Willy wonka's opening his factory.
He's going to let people in.
Are you sure?
It's on the radio,
And he's giving truckloads of chocolate away.
Class dismissed.
It's only for five people.
Class undismissed.
He sent out five golden tickets,
And the people who find them
Will win the big prize.
Where has he hidden the tickets?
Inside five wonka bars.
You've got to buy wonka bars to find them.
Class redismissed!
I'll meet you downstairs.
I'm going to buy the whole store.
And now, details on the sudden announcement
That has captured the attention of the entire world.
Hidden among the countless billions of wonka bars
Are five gold tickets,
And to the five people who find them
Will come the most fabulous prize
One could wish for--
A lifetime supply of chocolate.
And as if this
Were not enough,
Each winner before he
Receives his prize, will
Y escorted...
They're all crazy.
Shh! The man's a genius.
He'll sell a million bars.
Grandpa, do you think I've got a chance to find one?
One? I'm counting on you to find all five.
One's enough for me.
Already we have
Reports coming in
That the response
Is phenomenal.
Wonka bars are
Beginning to disappear
From candy store shelves
At a rate
To boggle the mind.
Truly, it is incredible
The way wonkamania has
On the globe.
While the world searches,
We watch and wait,
Wondering where
The pursuit will lead
And how long the spirit of man
Will hold up
Under the strain.
I'm still having these dreams, doctor,
And I still can't stop myself from believing them.
I've told you, mr. Hofstedder,
To believe in one's dreams
Is a manifestation of insanity,
And the sooner you accept this,
The sooner you'll get well.
But I dreamed the archangel appeared
And whispered into my ear
And told me where to find a golden wonka ticket.
And what exactly did he say?
Well, what difference does that make?
This was a dream, a fantasy.
Shut up and tell me where the ticket is!
We began with five golden tickets,
Like five lucky bolts of lightning
Ready to strike without notice at any point on the map.
No one knew where, no one knew when the first would hit.
But as you all know, last night, we got our answer.
While we in america slept,
The first golden ticket was found
In the small town of duselheim, germany.
We've been waiting several hours for the follow-up story,
And we're finally ready with a live report.
Proud we are, for the attention of the entire world
Focuses today right here in duselheim,
A community suddenly thrust into prominence
By the unexpected discovery
Of the first wonka golden ticket.
Its lucky finder
Is the son of our most prominent parve butcher.
The boy's name-- augustus gloop.
Augustus gloop, the pride of duselheim,
The fame of western germany,
An example for the whole world,
Augustus, how does it make you feel to be the first golden ticket finder?
Hungry.
Any other feelings?
I feel sorry for wonka.
It's going to cost him a fortune in fudge.
Mr. Gloop, would you mind saying--
Mrs. Gloop,
Would you say a few words to the television audience?
I just knew augustus would find a gold ticket.
Eating is his hobby, you know. We encourage him.
He wouldn't do it unless he needed the nourishment,
Would he? Anyway, it's all vitamins.
Happy birthday, charlie! Happy birthday, charlie!
Happy birthday. Happy birthday.
Here you are, charlie.
Thank you.
It's terrific.
We each knitted a bit-- grandma georgina,
Grandma josephine, and me.
I did the end pieces with the little tassels.
And here's a little gift
From grandpa george and me.
I think I know what this is.
It is. A wonka.
Open it, charlie.
Let's see that golden ticket.
Wouldn't that be fantastic?
It's not fair to raise his hopes.
Never mind. Go on. Open it, charlie.
I want to see that gold.
Stop it, dad.
I've got the same chance as anybody else, haven't I?
You've got more, charlie because, you want it more.
Go on. Open it.
Here goes.
I got it!
Where? Let's see.Where?
Fooled you, didn't I?
You thought I really had it.
Never mind, charlie.
You'll find one.
Here. Everybody have a bite.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
Girl: I wanted to be the first to find a golden ticket, daddy!
Man: I know, angel. We're doing the best we can.
I've got every girl on the bleeding staff hunting for it.
All right! Where is it? Why haven't they found it?
Veruca, sweetheart, I'm not a magician.
Give me time.
I want it now!
What's the matter with those twerps down there?
For five days now,
The entire flipping factory's been on the job.
They haven't shelled a peanut in there since monday!
They've been shelling flaming chocolate bars
From dawn to dusk.
Make them work nights!
Come along! Come along, you girls!
Put a jack in it,
Or you'll be out on your ears, every one of you!
And listen to this...
The first girl that finds a golden ticket
Gets a �1.00 Bonus in her pay packet!
What do you think of that?
Yay! Yay!Yay!
They're not even trying.
They don't want to find it.
They're jealous of me.
Sweetheart, I can't push them no harder.
19,000 Bars an hour, they're shelling.
760,000, They've done so far.
You promised, daddy!
You promised I'd have it the very first day!
You're going to be very unpopular around here, henry,
If you don't deliver soon.
It breaks my heart, henrietta.
I hate to see her unhappy.
I won't talk to you ever again!
You're a rotten, mean father!
You never give me anything I want!
And I won't go to school till I have it.
Veruca, sweetheart, angel,
Now, there are only four tickets left
In the whole world,
And the whole ruddy world's hunting for them.
What can I do?
I got it! Here it is!
It's about time, too.
I want it!
Give me that ticket!
It's mine!
I found the golden ticket!
Thank god for that.
Aye.
Happiness is what counts with children,
Happiness and harmony.
This, ladies and gentlemen,
Is the sign of our times,
The symbol of the havoc,
The mad craze that's
Sweeping the world today.
Whatever corner
Of the globe we're in,
Whichever of the five
Continents we're on,
The great search
Continues.
We're now nearing the end
Of our 43rd day
In the hunt
For golden tickets.
And everywhere, we're beginning
To see signs of anxiety.
Every hour on the hour,
New shipments are being sent
To different points
Around the globe,
But they're just
Not moving fast enough.
And as time passes,
The men who seek them
Become more and more desperate.
Gentlemen, I know how anxious you've all been
During these last few days.
But now I think I can safely say
That your time and money have been well spent.
We're about to witness
The greatest miracle of the machine age.
Based on the revolutionary
Computonian law of probability,
This machine will tell us the precise location
Of the three remaining golden tickets.
[Ding]
It says, "I won't tell. That would be cheating."
I am now telling the computer
That if it will tell me the correct answer,
I will gladly share with it the grand prize.
[Ding]
He says, "what would a computer do
With a lifetime supply of chocolate?"
I am now telling the computer
Exactly what he can do
With a lifetime supply of chocolate.
And it can happen
Right here, too--
Unbelievable as it sounds,
Right re in america--
Where even in
The smallest town,
The happiest of dreams
Can come true.
Because, folks,
Here she is...
Miss violet beauregarde,
Finder of wonka's
Golden ticket number three
From miles city, montana,
And with her,
Nts.
Mr. Beauregarde,
A prominent local politician,
A great civic leader--
Hi, friends. Sam beauregarde
Here, square deal sam to you,
With all of today's
Great giveaway bargains.
The finest values
You'll get anywhere
In the entire country.
Now this little number
Right here's--
Come on, dad,
They don't want you.
Violet, would you care
To say a few words
To the nation?
Sure I will.
Here it is-- golden
Ticket number three,
And it's all mine.
Tell us how it happened,
Violet.
I'm a gum chewer
Normally,
But when I heard about
These ticket things
Of wonka's,
I laid off the gum and
Switched to candy bars
Instead.
Now, of course,
On gum.
I chew it all day
Except at meal times,
When I stick it
Behind my ear.
Violet.
Cool it, mother.
Now, this piece
Of gum here is one
That I've
Been chewing on
Olid,
And that's
A world record.
It's beaten
The record held
By my best friend
Cornelia
Prinzmetel,
And was she mad.
Hi, cornelia.
How are you,

Let me butt in to say
If anybody watching...
[Bell rings]
Charlie, what are you doing here?
I thought if you were ready, I'd walk you home.
I wish I were,
But it looks like I'm going to be here late tonight.
Well, then I guess I'll be going.
Why don't you stay a minute?
Pull up a pile of clothes and sit down.
Everything all right at school?
Yep.
Good.
Go on your newspaper route today?
Just finished.
Good.
I wanted to tell you something.
Oh?
They found the third ticket today.
Did they?
Yeah.
Well,
I guess I'll be going now.
Is that all?
I thought you'd like to know.
Most people are pretty interested.
I know I'm interested.
There are only two tickets left, you know.
Just two.
Pretty soon, just one.
I wonder who the lucky ones will be.
In case you're wondering if it'll be me,
It won't be.
Just in case you're wondering, you can count me out.
Charlie, there are a hundred billion people in this world,
And only five of them will find golden tickets.
Even if you had a sack full of money,
You probably wouldn't find one,
And after this contest is over,
You'll be no different from the billions of others who didn't find one.
But I am different.
I want it more than any of them.
Charlie, you'll get your chance.
One day things will change.
When?
When will they change?
Probably when you least expect it.
See you later.
[Bell rings]
You get blue
Like everyone
But me and grandpa joe
Can make your troubles go away
Blow away
There they go
Cheer up, charlie
Give me a smile
What happened to that smile
I used to know?
Don't you know your grin
Has always been
My sunshine?
Let that sunshine show
Come on, charlie
No need to frown
Deep down you know
The world is still your toy
When the world gets heavy
Never pit-a-pat 'em
Up and at 'em, boy
Someday
Sweet as a song
Charlie's lucky day
Will come along
Till that day
You gotta stay in strong
Charlie
Up on top
Is right where you belong
Look up, charlie
You'll see a star
Just follow it
And keep your dream in view
Pretty soon
The sky is gonna clear up, charlie
Cheer up, charlie
Do
Cheer up, charlie
Just be glad
You're you
While the rest of the world goes on searching,
Here in the southwest, it has actually happened.
That's what I said, friends.
There's only one golden ticket left
In the entire world.
Because right here in our own community of marble falls, arizona,
Is lucky winner number four.
Now, the name soon to be heard around the universe
Is mr. Mike teevee.
Hey, mike, do you think we might shut that thing off?
No! Are you crazy?
He won't answer till the station break.
Mike, the country wants to hear from you.
The world is waiting.
Can't you shut up? I'm busy.
Boy, what a great show.
I serve all his tv dinners right here.
He's never even been to the table.
You love to watch tv, mike?
You bet.
What about that golden ticket?
Hold it! I want to catch this.
You like the killings?
What do you think life's all about?
Mike, would you tell us--
Wait till I get a real one.
Colt .45.
Pop won't let me have one yet, will you, pop?
Not till you're 12, son.
Four down and one to go.
And somewhere out there, another lucky person
Is moving closer and closer to finding the last
Of the most sought-after prizes in history.
Though we cannot help but envy him, whoever he is,
And we might be tempted to be bitter at our losing,
We must remember
There are many more important things.
Many more important things.
Offhand, I can't think of what they are,
But I'm sure there must be something.
And now for tomorrow's weather...
Why'd you wake me up, grandpa?
Is something wrong?
Grandpa, that money was for tobacco.
I told you, charlie, I've given it up.
Go on. Open it.
One ticket left. Now, let's see some of that gold.
No. You do it. I can't.
Something tells me you're going to be lucky this time.
I got a funny feeling inside that--
Which end shall I open first?
That end.
Just a tiny bit.
Like this?
Now a bit more.
You finish it. I can't.
No, grandpa, you do it.
All right.
Here goes.
You know, I bet those golden tickets
Make the chocolate taste terrible.
[Bell rings]
[Pounds gavel]
Lot 403.
I can personally guarantee, ladies and gentlemen,
That this is the one and only,
The absolutely last case
Of wonka bars left in the united kingdom.
Shall we start the bidding at �1,000?
Do I hear �1,000?
�1,500?
2,000?
I have 2,500 here.
�4,000.
�4,500!
�5,000--
Your majesty.
I'm sorry, mrs. Curtis.
Doesn't seem to be anything in his papers
To give us a clue.
They kidnapped my husband 12 hours ago.
When are we going to hear from them? What do they want?
Try to stay calm. They did it for ransom.
All we can do is wait to hear their demands.
I'll give them anything, anything they want.
All I want is to have harold back!
[Telephone rings]
Go ahead. We're listening.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
What did they ask for?
Whatever it is, they can have it.
They want your case of wonka bars.
Mrs. Curtis, did you hear me?
It's your husband's life
Or your case of wonka bars.
How long will they give me to think it over?
That's it. That's it.
It's all over.
The wonka contest is all over.
The fifth and final ticket has been found,
And we've got a live report
Coming directly now from paraguay, south america.
Ladies and gentlemen,
It is finished.
The end has come.
The fifth and last golden
Ticket has just been found
Right here in paraguay.
The finder is lucky
Alberto miñoleta,
The multimillionaire
Owner
Of gambling casinos
Throughout
South america.
Here is the most recent
Picture available
Of the happy finder.
The man...
Turn it off.
Who's ended
Wonkamania for all--
Well, that's that.
No more golden tickets.
A lot of rubbish, the whole thing.
Not to charlie it wasn't.
A little boy's got to have something in this world to hope for.
What's he got to hope for now?
Who's going to tell him?
Let's not wake him.
He'll find out soon enough.
Yeah, let him sleep.
Let him have one last dream.
Ahem.
I've decided to switch our friday schedule to monday,
Which means that the test we take each friday
On what we've learned during the week
Will now take place on monday before we've learned it.
But since today is tuesday,
It doesn't matter in the slightest.
Pencils ready.
Today we are going to learn about...
Percentages.
And, for an example,
Let's take the recent unpleasantness.
Supposing that there were 1,000 wonka bars
In the world, and during the contest,
You each opened a certain number of them.
That number is...
A percent.
Everyone understand?
No.
You, madeline durkin, how many wonka bars did you open?
About 100.
There are 10 hundreds in 1,000.
Therefore you opened 10%.
You, peter goff, how many did you open?
150.
That's 10% half over again,
Which makes 15%.
Charlie bucket, how many did you open?
Two.
That's easy.
Two hundred is twice--
Not two hundred.
Just.
Two? What do you mean you only opened two?
I don't care very much for chocolate.
Well, I can't figure out just two.
So let's pretend you opened 200.
Now, if you opened 200 wonka bars,
Apart from being dreadfully sick,
You'd have used up 20% of 1,000,
Which is 15% half over again...
Ahem.
Hi.
I'd like a bar of chocolate, please.
Yes, sure.
What kind?
A slugworth sizzler?
A wonka scrumdiddlyumptious?
Whichever's the biggest.
Try a wonka scrumdiddlyumptious.
Now that all the tickets have been found,
I don't have to hide them anymore.
Ahem.
Ahem.
Hey, hey, hey, take it easy.
You'll get a stomach ache if you swallow it like that.
Bye.
Bye, now.
I think I'll buy just one more.
For my grandpa joe.
Sure.
Why not try a regular wonka bar this time?
Fine.
Hear the latest news!
What's going on?
Did you hear about the scandal?
Look at this.
[Crowd noise]
Here. Let me see that.
Extra! Extra! Hear about the scandal.
Give me a newspaper.
All right, all right.
Take it easy. One at a time.
Did you hear the news?
That gambler from paraguay made up a phony ticket.
That means there's one golden ticket still floating around somewhere.
Can you imagine the nerve of that guy,
Trying to fool the whole world?
Boy, he really was a crook.
Well, this means the contest goes on forever.
Wonder who'll find the next one?
Take it easy.
Take it easy.
One at a time.
Hey! You've got it!
You've got the last golden ticket.
The kid's found the last golden ticket!
It really is golden!
Stand back there!
Leave the boy alone.
Leave him alone.
Break it up!
Show it over here!
Hold on, charlie. Hold on to that ticket.
Run for it, charlie.
Run straight home
And don't stop till you get there.
[Gasp]
I congratulate you, little boy.
Well done.
You've found the fifth golden ticket.
May I introduce myself?
Arthur slugworth,
President of slugworth chocolates, incorporated.
Now, listen carefully
Because I'm going to make you very rich indeed.
Mr. Wonka is at this moment
Working on a fantastic invention--
The everlasting gobstopper.
If he succeeds, he'll ruin me.
So all I want you to do
Is to get hold of one everlasting gobstopper
And to bring it to me
So that I can find the secret formula.
Your reward will be 10,000 of these.
Think it over, will you?
A new house for your family
And good food and comfort for the rest of their lives.
And don't forget the name.
Everlasting gobstopper.
Look, everyone! Look! I've got it!
The fifth golden ticket is mine!
You're pulling our legs, charlie.
There aren't any more golden tickets.
No, grandpa, the last one was a fake.
It said so in the papers.
I found some money in the street,
And I bought a wonka bar, and the ticket was in it.
Look at it, grandpa. See for yourself.
Read it, joe, for heaven's sake.
"Greetings to you,
"The lucky finder of this golden ticket,
"From mr. Willy wonka.
"Present this ticket at the factory gates
"At 10:00 In the morning
"Of the first day of october,
"And do not be late.
"You may bring with you one member of your own family,
"But no one else.
"In your wildest dreams,
"You could not imagine
The marvelous surprises that await you."
Charlie, you've done it!
I can't believe it.
Grandpa, it says I can take somebody with me.
I wish you could go.
Look--
Charlie.
Ahh, that's good, charlie.
Now help me up.
Ahh.
Are you O.K.?
Uh, yeah, I'm fine, charlie.
Mother!
Easy, dad.
Joe!
Watch it, joe.
Look at me.
Look at me.
Up and about.
I haven't done this in 20 years.
Ohh...
Grandpa!
I never thought
My life could be
Anything but
Catastrophe
But suddenly I begin to see
A bit of good luck
For me
'Cause I've got a golden ticket
I've got a golden twinkle in my eye
I never had a chance to shine
Never a happy song to sing
But suddenly half the world is mine
What an amazing thing
'Cause I've got a golden ticket
It's ours, charlie.
I've got a golden sun up in the sky
Slippers, charlie.
I never thought I'd see the day
When I would face the world to say
Good morning
Look at the sun
I never thought that I would be
Slap in the lap of luxury
'Cause I'd have said
It couldn't be done
But it can be done
Ooh!
The cane, charlie.
Ahh.
Ahh.
Ha ha!
Ha ha!
Here I go!
Watch my speed.
Oh!
Ooh!
I never dreamed that I would climb
Over the moon in ecstasy
But nevertheless it's there
That I'm shortly about to be
'Cause I've got a golden ticket
I've got a golden chance
To make my way
And with a golden ticket
It's a golden day
Good morning!
Look at the sun!
'Cause I'd have said
It couldn't be done
But it can be done
I never dreamed that I would climb
Over the moon in ecstasy
But nevertheless it's there
That I'm shortly about to be
'Cause I've got a golden ticket
I've got a golden ticket
I've got a golden chance
To make my way
And with a golden ticket
It's a golden day
Stop.
It says the first of october. That's tomorrow.
Jumping crocodiles, we've got a lot to do.
Comb your hair, wash your face...
I'll take care of everything.
We don't have too much time.
Grandpa.
On the way home today, I ran into mr. Slugworth.
[Brass band plays]
Ice cream here! Ice cream!
Ice cream! Ice cream!
Peanuts here! Peanuts! Peanuts!
Hey, mom, we're on tv!
Hi, everybody in marble falls!
Hi, billy!
Hi, maggie!
Hi, fishface!
How do I look?
Are you guys ready?
Yeah. You're on.
This is it, folks. This is the big day,
The historic day on which willy wonka
Has promised to open his gates
And shower gifts on the five lucky winners.
From all over the globe,
People have gathered here waiting for the hour to strike,
Waiting to catch a glimpse of that legendary magician, mr. Willy wonka.
Hi, friends, sam beauregarde here.
The next time you're in miles city--
Cut it out, dad.
For heaven's sake, this is my show.
Hi, cornelia, sweetie. I've still got it.
How's this for a stretch?
Come on over here.
Bring your cameras over here.
Give me a break. Let me get a shot.
I want to go in first, before anybody else.
Anything you say, sweetheart.
Save some room for
Later, augustus,
Liebling.
Grandpa, I don't believe it.
We did it. We're actually going in.
We're going to see the greatest of them all--
Mr. Willy wonka.
[Bell tolls hour]
[Applause]
Thank you.
Thank you.
Welcome, my friends.
Welcome to my chocolate factory.
Would you come forward please?
Get back! Get back, you!
Come on, veruca, sweetheart.
That's slugworth. That's the man I told you about.
Welcome. It's nice to have you here.
I'm so glad you could come.
This is going to be such an exciting day.
I hope you enjoy it.
I think you will.
And, now, would you please show me your golden tickets?
I'm veruca salt.
My dear veruca, what a pleasure.
And how pretty you look in that lovely mink coat.
I've got three others at home.
And mr. Salt,
Overjoyed to see you, sir.
Would you just step over there for a minute?
Augustus gloop.
Augustus, my dear boy.
How good to see you.
And in such fine shape.
And this must be the radiant mrs. Gloop.
Just over there, dear lady.
Violet beauregarde.
Darling child, welcome to wonka's.
What kind of gum you got here?
Charming. Charming.
Sam beauregarde here, mr. Wonka.
What a genuine pleasure.
If ever you need anything in the automotive line, just call on sam B.
Phone number's on the card.
With sam b, it's a guarantee.
I'm mike teevee.
Wham! You're dead!
Wonderful to meet you, mike.
And mrs. Teevee, how do you do?
What an adorable little boy you have.
Thank you.
Just over there.
Charlie bucket.
Well, well, charlie bucket.
I read all about you in the papers.
I'm so happy for you.
And who is this gentleman?
My grandfather, grandpa joe.
Delighted to meet you, sir.
Overjoyed, enraptured, entranced.
Are we ready?
Yes. Good.
In with you.
[Band plays]
Now, hats, coats, galoshes over here.
But hurry, please.
We have so much time
And so little to see.
Wait a minute.
Strike that.
Reverse it.
Thank you.
When do I get my chocolates?
First take off your coat, violet.
[Mike] what weird coat hangers.
Aah! Aah!
Little surprises around every corner,
But nothing dangerous.
Don't be alarmed.
As soon as your outer vestments are in hand,
We'll begin.
Now...
Will the children kindly step up here?
[Mr. Salt] fire, frost or frippery?
[Mike] accidents? What kind of accidents?
[Mrs. Teevee] I didn't know we had to sign anything on this tour.
[Violet] I can't see what it says on the bottom.
Violet, you first.
Sign here.
Hold it! Let me through here.
Violet, don't you sign anything.
What's this all about?
Standard form of contract.
Don't talk to me about contracts, wonka.
I use them myself.
They're strictly for suckers.
Yes. But you wouldn't begrudge me a little protection--a drop.
I don't sign anything without my lawyer.
My veruca don't sign anything, either.
Then she don't go in.
I'm sorry, rules of the house.
I want to go in! Don't you dare stop me!
I'm only trying to help you, sweetheart.
Give me that pen!
You're always making things difficult.
Nicely handled, veruca.
She's a girl who knows where she's going.
Violet.
Wait a minute. What's all that small print there at the bottom?
If you have any problems, dial information.
Thank you for calling. Mike, augustus.
Vi-violet.
Violet.
I assume there's an accident indemnity clause.
Never between friends.
Saw this in a movie once.
Guy signed his wife's insurance policy.
Then he bumped her off.
Clever.
What about me, grandpa?
Sign away, charlie. We got nothing to lose.
[Veruca] let's go in! Come on!
Patience. Patience, little dear.
Everything has to be in order.
Everyone signed? Yes.
Good. On we go!
99.
44.
100% Pure.
Just through the other door, please.
There's some mistake here.
There is no other door!
There's no way out!
I know there's a door here someplace.
I don't like this, wonka!
Is this a trick or something, wonka?
Help! I'm getting squashed.
Is it my soul that calls upon my name?
Let me out or I'll scream!
Somebody's touching me!
Now, look here, wonka--
Excuse me, question time will come at the end of the session.
We must press on.
Come along. Come along.
Ah, here we are.
Don't be a darn fool, wonka,
That's the way we came in.
It is?
Are you sure?
We've just come through there.
How do you like that?
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
There we are.
What is this, some kind of fun house?
Why? Having fun?
I've had enough. I'm not going in there.
Come on, violet, we're getting out of here.
You can't get out backwards.
You've got to go forwards to go back.
Better press on.
Hey, the room is getting smaller.
No, it's not. He's getting bigger.
He's at it again.
Where's the chocolate?
I doubt if there is any.
I doubt if any of us will get out of here alive.
Oh, you should never doubt what nobody is sure about.
You're not squeezing me through that tiny door.
You're off your bleeding nut, wonka.
No one can get through there.
My dear friends,
You're now about to enter the nerve center
To the entire wonka factory.
Inside this room,
All of my dreams become realities...
And some of my realities become dreams,
And almost everything you'll see is eatable--
Edible.
I mean, you can eat almostverything.
Let me in! I'm starving!
Now, don't get overexcited.
Don't lose your head, augustus.
We wouldn't want anyone to lose that.
Yet.
Now, the combination. This is a musical lock.
Rachmaninoff.
Ladies and gentlemen...
Boys and girls...
The chocolate room.
Hold your breath.
Make a wish.
Count to three.
Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of pure imagination
Take a look
And you'll see
Into your imagination
We'll begin
With a spin
Traveling in the world of my creation
What we'll see
Will defy
Explanation
If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Want to change the world
There's nothing to it
Hurry up, violet!
This way, grandpa.
There is no life I know
To compare with pure imagination
Living there
You'll be free
If you truly wish to be
If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Want to change the world
There's nothing
To it
There is no life I know
To compare with pure imagination
Living there
You'll be free
If you truly
Wish
To be
What a disgusting, dirty river.
It's industrial waste, that.
You've ruined your watershed, wonka.
It's polluted.
It's chocolate.
That's chocolate?
That's chocolate.
A chocolate river.
[Grandpa] that's the most fantastic thing I've ever seen.
10,000 Gallons an hour.
And look at my waterfall.
That's the most important thing.
It's mixing my chocolate.
It's actually churning my chocolate.
You know, no other factory in the world
Mixes its chocolate by waterfall.
But it's the only way if you want it just right.
Grandpa, look over there across the river!
They're little men.
Jumping crocodiles, charlie!
Now we know who makes the chocolate.
I never saw anybody with an orange face before.
Funny-looking people, aren't they?
What are they doing there?
[Wonka] must be creaming and sugaring time.
[Charlie] well, they can't be real people.
[Wonka] well, of course they're real people.
Stuffin' nonsense.
No. Oompaloompas.
Oompaloompas?
From loompaland.
Loompaland? There's no such place.
Excuse me--
I am a teacher of geography.
Oh, well, then you know all about it,
And what a terrible country it is.
Nothing but desolate wastes
And fierce beasts.
And the poor little oompaloompas
Were so small and helpless
They would get gobbled up right and left.
A wangdoodle would eat 10 of them for breakfast
And think nothing of it.
So I said, "come live with me
"In peace and safety,
"Away from all the wangdoodles
"And hornswogglers and snozzwangers
And rotten vermicious knids."
Snozzwangers?
Vermicious knids?
What kind of rubbish is that?
I'm sorry, but all questions
Must be submitted in writing.
And so in the greatest of secrecy I transported
The entire population of oompaloompas
To my factory here.
Hey, daddy, I want an oompaloompa.
I want you to get me an oompaloompa right away!
All right, veruca. All right.
I'll get you one before the day is out.
I want an oompaloompa now!
Can it, you nit!
Mmm. This stuff is terrific.
[Charlie] grandpa, look at augustus.
[Grandpa] don't worry. He can't drink it all.
Augustus, sweetheart.
Save some room for later.
Oh, augustus, please, don't do that.
My chocolate must never be touched by human hands.
Please, don't do that!
You're contaminating my entire river!
Please, I beg you, augustus!
Aah!
My chocolate!
Help!
My chocolate!
My beautiful chocolate!
Help!
Don't just stand there! Do something!
Help, police, murder.
Quick, charlie, here.
Quick, augustus, grab this.
What's happening to him?
It looks like he's drowning.
Dive in! Save him!
Oh, it's too late.
Too late?
He's had it now. The suction's got him.
Augustus, come back!
Where is he?
Watch the pipe.
How long is he going to stay down, daddy?
[Mrs. Gloop] he can't swim.
[Wonka] no better time to learn.
There's his coat going up the pipe.
Call a plumber.
He's stuck in the pipe there, isn't he, wonka?
It's his stomach that's done that.
Help!
[Violet] he's blocking all the chocolate.
Well, what happens now?
The pressure will get him out.
Terrific pressure is building up behind the blockage.
Oh, yes.
Ng will it take him to push through?
The suspense is terrible.
I hope it'll last.
This is terrible.
He'll never get out.
Yes, he will, charlie. Watch.
Remember you once asked me
How a bullet comes out of a gun?
My son!
He'll be made into marshmallows in five seconds.
Impossible, my dear lady.
That's absurd. Unthinkable.
Why?
Use that pipe doesn'tgo to the marshmallow room.
It goes to the fudge room.
You terrible man.
Take mrs. Gloop straight to the fudge room,
But look sharp, or her little boy
Is liable to be poured into the boiler.
You've boiled him up. I know it.
Nihil desperandum,
Dear lady.
Across the desert lies the promised land.
Goodbye, mrs. Gloop.
Adieu.
Auf wiedersehen.
Gesundheit.
Farewell.
Oompa loompa
Doompadee doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa loompa
Doompadee dee
If you are wise
You'll listen to me
Oompa loompa
Doompadee dah
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live
In happiness, too
Like the oompa loompa
Doompadee doo
Doompadee doo
Hey, what kind of place you running here anyway, wonka?
Madames et messieurs,
Nous allons faire
Un petit voyage par bateau.
What's he talking about?
Voulez-vous entrer
Le wonkatania?
Wow, what a boat.
Ooh, looks good enough to eat.
That's a rather nice little canoe you've got there, wonka.
All I ask is a tall ship
And a star to sail her by.
All aboard, everybody.
Ladies first. That means veruca.
If she's a lady, I'm a vermicious knid.
You're sure this thing will float, wonka?
With your buoyancy, sir, rest assured.
She's tres jolie,
But is she seaworthy?
Nothing to worry about, my dear lady.
I take good care of my guests.
Yeah. You took real good care
Of that august kid over there.
Everybody aboard.
You're going to love this.
Just love it.
Hey, daddy, I want a boat like this.
A beautiful paddleboat, that's what I want.
What she wants is a good kick in the pants.
I think I'm going to be seasick.
Here. Try one of these.
What are they?
Rainbow drops.
Suck them and you can spit in seven colors.
Spitting's a dirty habit.
I know a worse one.
What business are you in, salt?
Nuts.
Hang on, where are we going?
T know, but I don't like the looks of that tunnel up there.
Hey, wonka, I want off!
Round the world and home again.
That's the sailor's way.
[Veruca] I don't like this ride, daddy.
We're going too fast!
Faster! Faster!
We're going to sink! I know it!
Faster!
Hang on, darling.
Close your eyes and hang on tight.
What is this, a freak-out?
This isn't funny, wonka!
You can't possibly see where you're going.
You're right. I can't.
Boy, what a great series this would make.
Wonka.
This is kind of strange.
Yes. Strange, charlie, but it's fun.
This is terrific.
How much to get off the boat, wonka!
Uh...I think I'm going to be sick.
I can take a joke, but it's gone too far.
Tell that little guy to turn us around!
Now I am going to be sick!
Daddy!
Grandpa!
It couldn't be.
Aah!
Aah!
There's no earthly way of knowing
He's singing.
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Rowing.
Or which way the river's flowing
Is it raining, is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a-blowing?
Bah! Not a speck of light is showing,
So the danger must be growing.
Are the fires of hell a-glowing?
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
Yes!
The danger must be growing,
For the rowers keep on rowing,
And they're certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing!
Aah!
Make him stop, daddy!
Wonka, this has gone far enough!
Quite right, sir. Stop the boat!
We're there.
Where?
Here.
A small step for mankind,
But a giant step for us.
All ashore!
Let me off this crate.
Now, why don't they show stuff like that on tv?
I don't know.
What a nightmare.
Daddy, I do not want a boat like this.
Dairy cream?
Hair cream?Hair cream?
Meine herscher,
Schencken sie mir
Mkeit.
That's not french.
Sie kommen jetzt
In den interessantesten
Und gleichzeitig geheimsten
Raum meiner fabrik.
I can't take much more of this.
Meine damen und herren...
Der inventing room.
Now remember,
No messing about.
No touching, no tasting, no telling.
No telling what?
You see, all of my most secret inventions
Are cooking and simmering in here.
Old slugworth would give his false teeth
To get inside for just five minutes,
So don't touch a thing.
Inventing room?
Looks more like a turkish bath to me.
Even if slugworth did get in here,
He couldn't find anything.
You got a garbage strike going on here, wonka?
Who does your cleaning up?
Shouldn't you be wearing rubber gloves?
You'll have the health inspectors after you.
You know that, don't you?
Invention, my dear friends,
Is 93% perspiration,
6% Electricity,
4% Evaporation,
And 2% butterscotch ripple.
That's 105%.
Any good?
[High voice] yes.
Excuse me.
Time is a precious thing.
Never waste it.
[Alarm rings]
He's absolutely bonkers.
And that's not bad.
Mmm.
In springtime
The only pretty ring time
Birds sing, hey ding
A-ding, a-ding
Sweet lovers love the spring
I told you not to, silly boy.
Your teeth!
Boy, that's great stuff.
That's exploding candy for your enemies.
Great idea, isn't it?
Not ready yet, though. Still too weak.
Needs more gelignite.
What's that for?
Gives it a little kick.
Wonka.
Butterscotch. Buttergin.
Got something going on the side here?
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Aah!
What's the matter?
Too hot, mr. Wonka?
Too cold. Far too cold.
That's that gourmet cooking for you.
[Buzzer]
No! Don't. Please.
Forgive me, but no one must look under there.
This is the most secret machine
In my entire factory.
This is the one
That will really sizzle old slugworth.
What's it do?
Would you like to see?
Yeah.
But what's it do?
Can't you see? It makes everlasting gobstoppers.
Did you say everlasting gobstoppers?
That's right.
For children with very little pocket money.
You can suck them forever.
I want an everlasting gobstopper.
And me. Me, too.
Fantastic invention.
Revolutionize the industry.
You can suck them and suck them and suck them,
And they'll never get any smaller. Never.
At least I don't think they do.
A few more tests.
How do you make them?
I'm a trifle deaf in this ear.
Speak a little louder next time.
Who wants an everlasting gobstopper?
Me! Me!I do!
I can only give them to you
If you solemnly swear
To keep them for yourselves
And never show them to another living soul
As long as you all shall live.
Agreed?
Agreed.Agreed.
Good.
One for you and one for you and one for you.
What about charlie?
And one for charlie.
Hey, she's got two! I want another one!
Stop squawking, you twit!
Everybody has had one,
And one is enough for anybody.
Now come along.
Now over here, if you'll follow me,
I have something rather special to show you.
Well, it's special all right.
I only hope my veruca doesn't want one.
What a contraption.
Isn't she scrumptious?
She's my revolutionary, nonpollutionary,
Mechanical wonder.
Now, button, button, who's got the button?
It's over there.
Here?
Yeah.
[Wonka] what you are witnessing, dear friends,
Is the most enormous miracle
Of the machine age--
The creation of a confectionery giant.
Finito!
[Veruca] that's all?
That's all? Don't you know what this is?
By gum, it's gum!
Wrong. It's the most amazing, fabulous sensational gum
In the whole world.
What's so fab about it?
This little piece of gum is a three-course dinner.
Bull!
No, roast beef,
But I haven't got it quite right yet.
I don't care.
Oh, I wouldn't do that. I really wouldn't.
So long as it's gum, and that's for me.
Now don't you do anything stupid.
What's it taste like?
Madnes it's tomato soup!
It's hot and creamy.
I can actually feel it running down my throat.
Stop. Don't.
Why doesn't she listen to mr. Wonka?
Becaus charlie, she's a nitwit.
It se is great soup!
Hey, the second course is coming up--
Roast beef and a baked potato. Mmm!
With sour cream?
What's for dessert, baby?
Dessert? Here it comes--
Blueberry pie and cream.
It's the most marvelous blueberry pie I've ever tasted
Look at her face.
Holy toledo! What's happening to your face?
Cool it! Let me finish.
But your face is turning blue.
You're turning violet, violet!
What are you talking about?
I told you I hadn't got it quite right yet.
You can say that again!
Look what it's done to my kid!
It always goes wrong when we come to dessert. Always.
Violet, what are you doing now?
You're blowing up!
I feel funny.
I'm not surprised.
What's happening?
You're blowing up like a balloon.
Like a blueberry.
Somebody do something. Call a doctor!
Stick her with a pin.
She'll pop.
It happens every time. They all become blueberries.
You've really done it this time, haven't you, wonka?
I'll break you for this!
Oh, well, I'll get it right in the end.
Help! Help!
Let the air out of her, quick!
There's no air in there.
That's juice
Juice?
Would you roll the young lady
Down to the juicing room at once, please?
What for?
For squeezing.
She has to be squeezed immediately before she explodes.
Explodes?
It's a fairly simple operation.
Oompa loompa
Doompadee doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa loompa
Doompada dee
If you are wise
You'll listen to me
Gum chewing's fine
When it's once in a while
It stops you from smoking
Andrightens your smile
But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong
Chewing and chewing
All day long
The way that a cow does
Oompa loompa
Doompadee da
Given good manners, you will go far
You will live in happiness, too
Like the oompaloompa
Doompadee do
I'll get even with you for this, wonka,
If it's the last thing I ever do!
I got a blueberry for a daughter.
Where is fancy bred--
In the heart or in the head?
Shall we roll on?
Thank you.
Well, well, well.
Two naughty, nasty little children gone,
Three good, sweet little children left.
Hurry, please. Long way to go yet.
Oh. Wait a minute.
Must show you this--
Lickable wallpaper for nursery wall
Lick an orange. It tastes like an orange.
Lick a pineapple. It tastes like a pineapple.
Go ahead, try it.
Mmm, I got a plum.
Grandpa, this banana is fantaic.
It tastes so real.
Try some mor
The strawberries taste like strawberries.
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.
Snozzberries?
Whoever heard of a snozzberry?
We are the music makers,
And we are the dreamers of dreams.
Come along. Come along.
Something very unusual in here.
Bubbles, bubbles everywhere,
But not a drop to drink--yet.
What's it making, mr. Wonka?
Fizzy-lifting drinks.
They fill you with gas,
And the gas is so terrifically lifting
That it lifts you right off the ground like a balloon
[Veruca] oh, isn't it high? Gosh!
I daren'll it yet. It's still too powerful.
Let us try some!
No, no, no. Absolutely not.
There'd be children floating around all over the place.
Come along, now. Don't hang about.
You're gng to be wild about this next room.
Let's take a drink, charlie.
Nobody's watching.
A small one won't hurt us.
Whoops!
Mmm. Not bad.
Well?
Nothing's happening.
You're right, charlie.
I can't understand why--
Whoa!
Ohh!
Ohh!
I feel terribly strange.
What do we do now, grandpa?
I don't know--aah!
We're in big trouble!
Mr. Wonka isn't going to like this.
We can't stay up here all day!
You're right, charlie, but--
I'm going to try and get down.
All right, charlie, but please be very careful.
Hey, it's fun, grandpa. It works.
Come on in. The air's fine.
I don't know, charlie--
Give me your hand.
I don't think I ought to.
Oh! Oh! This is great!
Hey, try this, grandpa.
All right, charlie. Wait for me.
Wheee!
Wheee!
I'm a shooting star.
I'm a rocket.
Grandpa, this is really great.
Look, I'm a bird.
I feel light as a feather.
Look down, charlie.
We're really high now.
Watch this, grandpa.
Wonderful, charlie.
Wow! Try it, grandpa.
Oh, I don't know. I--
Come on, grandpa.
All right.
Hey, you did it, grandpa.
Oh!
I think I hit an air pocket.
You can fly to the moon this way.
Let's just fly south for the winter.
Why not?
I'm a bird.
I'm a plane.
I'm--going too high!
Hey, grandpa, I can't get down!
Help!
Grandpa, the fan!
Stay away from it!
It will chop us to bits!
We're in trouble! I can't stop!
It's pulling me in!
I can't stop! I can't stop!
What do we do?
Grab on to something, quick!
There's nothing to grab on to!
Help! We're going to get killed!
Help! Help!
Help!
Mr. Wonka, please turn off the fan!
Oh! Oh!
[Burp]
Ooh, I'm going down.
Quick, charlie, burp! Burp!
If you don't get down,
It will cut you to ribbons!
I can't!
You've got to burp. It's the only way.
[Burp]
That a boy! Burp again.
[Burp]
That a boy. Come on.
[Burp]
Ahh, that's wonderful, charlie.
[Burp]
[Burp]
[Burp]
[Burp]
[Burp]
Grab on to me, charlie.
We're going to be all right now.
[Burp]
[Burp]
[Burp]
[Burp]
[Burp]
Good boy.
From now on, we keep our feet on the ground.
Come on, let's catch up to the others.
I know what you're thinking.
They can't be doing what they're doing,
But they are.
They have to.
I haven't met the oompaloompa yet
Who could do it.
These are the geese that lay the golden eggs.
As you can see, they're larger than ordinary geese.
As a matter of fact, they're quadruple-size geese
Which produce octuple-size eggs.
They're laying overtime right now for easter.
But easter's over.
Shh. They don't know that.
I'm trying to get ahead for next year.
What happens if they drop one of those eggs, wonka?
An omelet fifor a king, sir.
E they chocolate eggs?
Golden chocolate eggs.
That's a great delicacy.
But I wouldn't get too close.
The geese are very temperament.
That's why we have the eggdicator.
Eggdi--what?
The eggdicator.
The eggdicator can tell the difference
Between a good egg and a bad egg.
If it's a good egg,
It's shined up and shipped out
All over the world.
But if it's a bad egg...
Down the chute.
[Honk honk]
It's an educated eggdicator.
It's a lot of nonsense.
A little nonsense now and then
Is relished by the wisest men
Hey, daddy, I want a golden goose.
Here we go again.
All right, sweetheart. All right.
Daddy will get you a golden goose as soon as we get home.
No! I want one of those!
Wonka, how much do you want for the golden goose?
They're not for sale.
Name your price.
She can't have one.
Who says I can't?
The man with the funny hat.
I want one. I want a golden goose!
Gooses, geeses
I want my geese
To lay gold eggs for easter
It will, sweetheart.
At least a hundred a day
Anything you say.
And by the way
What?
I want a feast
You ate beforeyou came to the factory.
I want a bean feast
Oh, one of those.
Cream buns and doughnuts
And fruitcake with no nuts
So good you could go nuts
You can have all those things when you get home.
No, now
I want a ball
I want a party
Pink macaroons and a million balloons
And performing baboons
And give it to me
Yes--ugh!
Now
I want the world
I want the whole world
I want to lock it all up in my pocket
It's my bar of chocolate
Give it to me now
I want today
I want tomorrow
I want to wear in my braids in my hair
And I don't want to share 'em
I want a party with roomfuls of laughter
10,000 Tons of ice cream
And if I don't get the things I am after
I'm going to scream
I want the works
I want the whole works
Presents and prizes
And sweets and surprises
Of all shapes and sizes
And now
Don't care how
I want it now
Don't care how
I want it--
[Honk honk]
Now...
She was a bad egg.
Uh, where's she gone?
Where all the other bad eggs go--
Down the garbage chute.
Oh, the garbage chute?
Wh-where does it lead to?
To the furnace.
The furnace?
She'll be sizzled like a sausage.
Well, not necessarily.
She could be stuck just inside the tube.
Inside the--hold on!
Veruca! Sweetheart!
Daddy's coming!
[Honnk]
There's going to be a lot of garbage today.
Well, mr. Salt finally got what he wanted.
What's that?
Veruca went first.
Mr. Wonka, they won't really
Be burned in the furnace, will they?
Hmm. Well, I think that furnace is lit
Only every other day.
So they have a good sporting chance, haven't they?
Oompa
Loompa
Doompadee doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa loomp
Doompadee dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me
Who do you blame when your kid is A...
Pred and spoiled like a siamese...
Blaming the kids is a lie and A...
You know exactly who's to...
The mother and the father
Oompa loompa
Doompadee da
If you're not spoiled
Then you will go far
You will live in happiness, too
Like the oompaloompa
Doompadee do
I don't understand it.
The children are disappearing like rabbits.
Well, we still have each other.
Shall we press on?
Mr. Wonka, can't we sit down for a minute?
The pace is killing me.
My dear lady,
Transportation has already been arranged.
Behold the wonkamobile.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
Places please,
The dance is about to begin.
Better grab a seat. They're going fast.
Mr. Wonka, what's that they're filling it up with?
Oh, ginger ale, ginger pop, ginger beer,
Beer bubbles, bubble-ade,
Bubble cola, double cola,
Double-bubble burpacola,
And all the crazy carbonated stuff
That tickles your nose.
Few people realize what tremendous power
There is in one of those things.
Sorry I asked.
You think slugworth would pay extra
To know about this?
Just keep your eyes open
And your mouth shut.
Everybody set?
Is this going to go fast, grandpa?
It should, charlie, it's got more gas in it than a politician.
Now, hold on tight.
I'm going to really open her up this time
And see what she can do.
Swifter than eagles!
Stronger than lions!
Aah!Aah!
Grandpa!
It's in my eyes!
It's even in my shoes!
I'm soaked! It will never come out!
It's sticking to my gun!
Whoa!Whoa!
[Singing]
Ooh!
My dress! My hair! My face!
Ohh!
I'm sending you the cleaning bill, mr. Wonka.
Dry clean?
[Squeaking sound]
Hey, grandpa,
What was that we just went through?
Hsawaknow.
Is that japanese?
No, that's wonkawash spelled backwards.
That's it, ladies and gentlemen,
The journey is over.
Finest bath I've had in 20 years.
Let's do it again, mr. Wonka.
You mean that's as far as it goes?
Couldn't we have walked?
If the good lord had intended us to walk,
He wouldn't have invented roller skates.
Now would you all please put these on?
We have to be very careful.
There's dangerous stuff inside.
Wonkavision!
My very latest and greatest invention.
It's television.
Uh, it's wonkavision.
Now I suppose you all know
How ordinary television works.
You photograph something--
Sure. I do. You photograph something.
Then the photograph is split up
Into millions of tiny pieces.
And they go whizzing through the air down to your tv set,
Where they're put together again in the right order.
You should open your mouth a little wider
When you speak.
So I said to myself,
If they can do it with a photograph,
Why can't I do it with a bar of chocolate?
I shall now send this chocolate bar
From one end of the room to the other.
It has to be big because whenever you
Transmit something by television,
It ends up smaller on the other end.
Goggles on, please.
Lights...
Camera...
Action!
Aah!
You can remove your goggles.
Where's the chocolate?
It's flying over our heads
In a million pieces.
Now watch the screen.
[Beeping]
Here it comes.
There it is.
Take it.
How can you take it?
It's just a picture.
All right, you take it.
It's real.
Taste it. It's delicious.
It's just gotten smaller, that's all.
It's perfect.
It's unbelievable!
It's a miracle!
It's a tv dinner.
It's wonkavision.
It could change the world.
Mr. Wonka, can you send other things--
Not just chocolate, I mean.
Anything you like.
What about people?
People? Hmm.
I don't really know.
I suppose I could.
Yes, I'm sure I could.
I'm pretty sure I could,
But it might have some messy results.
Look at me!
I'm going to be the first person in the world
To be sent by television.
Mike, get away from that thing!
Stop. Don't. Come back.
Lights... Camera...Action!
Mike, where are you?
He's up there in a million pieces.
Mike, are you there?
No good shouting here. Watch the screen.
[Beeping]
Mike? Why is he taking so long?
A million pieces take a long time to put together.
Oh, where are they?
There's definitely something coming through.
Is it mike?
Well, it's hard to tell, but I th--
Oh!
The little groover's getting smaller by the minute.
Look at me, everybody!
I'm the first person in the world
To be sent by television!
Wow. What a wild trip that was.
He greatest thingthat's ever happened to me.
Am I coming in clear?
Mom, I said, am I coming in clear?
Great.S completely unharmed.
You call that unharmed?
Wow, that was something.
Can I do it again?
No! There'll
Nothing left.
Don't worry about a thing, mom. I feel fine.
I'm famous. I'm a tv star.
Wait'll the kids back home hear about this.
Nobody's goinghear about this.
Where are you taking me?
I don't want to go in there.
Be quiet.
Well?
Well, fortunately,
Small boys are extremely springy and elastic,
So I think we'll put him in my special taffy-pulling machine.
That should do the trick.
To the taffy-pulling room.
You'll find the boy in his mother's purse,
But be extremely careful.
Ta-ta-taffy-pull--
Oh, what's he saying?
No, no. I won't hold you responsible.
Oh.
And now, my dearest lady,
It's time to say goodbye.
No, no. Don't speak.
For some moments in life, there are no words.
Run along now.
Adieu.
Adieu. Parting is such sweet sorrow.
Oompa loompa doompadee doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompada dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get from a glut of tv
A pain in the neck and an iq of three
Why don't you try simply reading a book
Or could you just not bear to look?
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no commercials
Oompa loompa doompadee da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness, too
Like the
Oompa
Oompa loompa doompadee do
So much to do, so much to do.
Invoices. Bills. Letters.
I must answer that note from the queen.
Mr. Wonka, what's going to happen to the other kids--
Augustus, veruca?
My dear boy,
I promise you they'll be quite all right.
When they leave here, they'll be completely restored
To their normal, terrible old selves.
But maybe they'll be a little wiser for the wear.
Anyway, don't worry about them.
What do we do now, mr. Wonka?
Oh, yes. Well, I hope you enjoyed yourselves.
Excuse me for not showing you out.
Straight up the stairs. You'll find the way.
I'm terribly busy. Whole day wasted.
Goodbye to you both. Goodbye.
What happened?
Did we do something wrong?
I don't know, charlie.
But I'm going to find out.
Mr. Wonka?
I am extraordinarily busy, sir.
I just wanted to ask about the chocolate--
Uh, the lifetime supply of chocolate...For charlie.
When does he get it?
He doesn't.
Why not?
Because he broke the rules.
What rules?
We didn't see any rules, did we, charlie?
Wrong, sir! Wrong!
Under section 37b of the contract signed by him,
It states quite clearly
That all offers shall become null and void
If--and you can read it for yourself
In this photostatic copy--
"I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights,
"Privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained,
"Et cetera, et cetera,
"Fax mentis
"Incendium gloria
Cultum,
"Et cetera, et cetera,
Memo bis punitor
Delicatum!"
It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal.
You stole fizzy-lifting drinks!
You bumped into the ceiling,
Which now has to be washed and sterilized,
So you get nothing!
You lose!
Good day, sir!
You're a crook.
You're a cheat and a swindler!
That's what you are!
How can you do a thing like this,
Build up a little boy's hopes,
And then smash all his dreams to pieces?
You're an inhuman monster!
I said good day!
Come on, charlie. Let's get out of here.
I'll get even with him
If it's the last thing I ever do.
If slugworth wants a gobstopper, he'll get one.
Mr. Wonka?
So shines a good deed
In a weary world.
Charlie!
My B.
Ve!
You did it! You did it!
I knew you would.
I just knew you would!
Oh, charlie,
Forgive me for putting you through this.
Please, forgive me.
Come in, mr. Wilkinson!
Charlie, meet mr. Wilkinson.
Pleasure.
Slugworth!
No, no. That's not slugworth. He works for me.
For you?
I had to test you, charlie,
And you passed the test. You won!
Won what?
The jackpot, my dear sir,
The grand and glorious jackpot.
The chocolate?
The chocolate. Yes, the chocolate,
But that's just the beginning.
We have to get on. We have to get on.
We have so much time and so little to do!
Strike that. Reverse it.
This way, please.
We'll take the wonkavator.
Step in, charlie.
Grandpa joe, sir.
This is the great glass wonkavator.
It's an elevator.
It's a wonkavator.
An elevator can only go up and down,
But the wonkavator can go sideways and slantways...
And longways and backways
Frontways? And squareways...
And frontways and any other ways you can think of.
It can take you to any room in the whole factory
Just by pressing one of these buttons.
Any of these buttons.
Just press a button and zing! You're off.
And up until now, I've pressed them all...
Except one.
This one.
Go ahead, charlie.
Me?
There it goes.
Hold on tight.
I'm not exactly sure what's going to happen.
Faster, faster. If we don't pick up enough speed,
We'll never get through.
Get through what?
Aha!
You mean we're going...
Up and out.
But this room is made of glass.
It'll shatter into a thousand pieces.
We'll be cut to ribbons!
Probably.
Hold on, everybody.
Here it comes!
You did it, mr. Wonka! Congratulations.
Get up. Take a look.
Grandpa, our town looks so pretty from up here!
Yeah. Look over here, charlie.
I think I see our house.
Wow.
It really looks beautiful.
There's my school, grandpa.
How did you like the chocolate factory, charlie?
I think it's the most wonderful place in the whole world.
I'm very pleased to hear you say that...
Because I'm giving it to you.
That's all right, isn't it?
You're giving charlie the--
I can't go on forever,
And I don't really want to try.
So who can I trust
To run the factory when I leave
And take care of the oompaloompas for me?
Not a grownup.
A grownup would want to do everything his own way,
Not mine.
That's why I decided a long time ago
That I had to find a child,
A very honest, loving child,
To whom I can tell
All my most precious candy-making secrets.
And that's why you sent out the golden tickets.
That's right. So the factory's yours, charlie.
You can move in immediately.
And me?
Absolutely.
What happens to the rest--
The whole family. I want you to bring them all.
But, charlie,
Don't forget what happened to the man
Who suddenly got everything he always wanted.
What happened?
He lived happily ever after.
If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Want to make the world
There's nothing to it
There is no life I know
To compare with pure imagination
Living there you'll be free
If you truly wish to be