And only if, both sides of the numerator...

Is divisible by the inverse of the square root...

Of the two unassigned variables.

Good.

Except when the value

Of the "x" coordinate...

Is equal to or less than the value of one.

Yes, isaac ? What about that problem ?

Oh, that ?

Don't worry about that.

"M" is--

[ Isaac ] wait. Why ?

I just put that up as a joke. That's probably the hardest geometry equation in the world.

[ Isaac ] how much extra credit is it worth ?

Well, considering I've never seen anyone get it right,

Including my mentor, dr. Leaky at M.I.T.,

I guess if anyone here can solve that problem,

I'd see to it that none of you ever have to open another math book again...

For the rest of your lives.

[ Students murmuring ]

[ Teacher ] max ? Care to try it ?

I'm sorry, did someone say my name ?

[ Chuckles ]

[ Class chuckling ]

[ Drops chalk in tray ]

You got it.

[ Classmates applauding,

Cheering ]

[ Classmates chanting ] fischer ! Fischer ! Fischer ! Fischer ! Fischer !

[ Chanting continues ]

[ Applause continues ]

[ Continues applauding ]

[ Man ]

Thank you.

You guys have it real easy.

I never had it like this where I grew up.

But I send my kids here because, the fact is,

You go to one of the best

Schools in the country:

Rushmore.

[ Whispers ] shh.

Now, for some of you,

It doesn't matter.

You were born rich, and you're going to stay rich.

But here's my advice to the rest of you:

Take dead aim on the rich boys.

Get them in the crosshairs...

And take them down.

Just remember:

They can buy anything,

But they can't

Buy backbone.

Don't let them forget that.

Thank you.

[ One person clapping ]

[ Organ ]

Free for graduation, herman ? Perhaps you could give us an encore.

Nicholas ! Copernicus ! I don't give a shit.

I paid for the whole damn natatorium.

The least these little pricks can do is hear me out.

[ Dog barks, whines ]

Hi, dr. Guggenheim. Hello, max.

Hello, I'm max fischer.

I just wanted to say that I strongly agree with your views concerning rushmore.

Um... Your speech

Was excellent.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Hello.

Oh, mr. Blume, this is my chapel partner, dirk calloway.

[ Whistles ]

Nice to meet you, dirk.

Well, thanks.

You know...

I really think you're right about rushmore.

Come on, dirk.

What's his name again ? Max fischer.

Sharp little guy.

He's one of the worst students we've got.

Makin' time

Shootin' lines

For people to believe in

Things you say

Gone in a day

Everybody leavin'

Everybody leavin'

Why do we have to carry on

Always singin'

The same old song

Same old song

The same old song you ! You're out !

Tellin' lies

Closing your eyes

Making more excuses

Pullin' the wool

Actin' the fool

We're putting you on what we call "sudden death academic probation."

And what does that entail ?

It entails that if you fail another class,

You'll be asked to leave rushmore.

In other words, I'll be expelled.

That's correct. Could I see some documentation on that, please ?

Too many extracurricular activities, max.

Not enough

[ Max reads scores quietly ]

Dr. Guggenheim, I don't want to tell you how to do your job,

But, the fact is, no matter how hard I try,

I still might flunk another class.

If that means I have to stay on for a postgraduate year, then so be it, but--

We don't offer a postgraduate year.

Well... We don't offer it yet.

Just bring up the grades.

Do you remember how I got into this school ? Yes.

You wrote a play. That's right.

Second grade. A little one act about watergate.

And my mother read it and felt I should go to rushmore.

And you read it, and you gave me a scholarship, didn't you ?

Mm-hmm.

Do you regret it ? No, I don't regret it.

But I still might have to expel you.

Couldn't--

Couldn't we just let me float by ?

For old time's sake ?

Can't do it, max.

They want to kick me out. Oh, no, not again.

What are you gonna do ? The only thing I can do:

Try and pull some strings with the administration, I guess.

Did you hear they're teaching japanese next year ?

That's the rumor.

And they're canceling latin.

What ?

I tried to get latin canceled for five years.

"It's a dead language," I'd always say.

Well, I guess they finally heard you.

[ Waves crashing ]

[ Indistinct voices,

Gull squawking ]

Excuse me.

Could I please see a list of all the people...

Who've checked out this book in the past year ?

Why ?

Look at that.

Hmm.

"I have seen

Wicked men and fools,

A great many of both;

"And I believe they both

Get paid in the end.

"But the fools first.

Chapter 15. The lad with the silver button."

[ Continues, indistinct ]

Meet me on the corner in ten minutes. Where are you going ?

I'll tell you in the squad car.

Oh, and, willie,

You were wrong about enrique sanchez.

He died in his sleep.

[ Max ]

That was excellent.

That was great.

That was great.

Um, irving... Could you get some root beers for anybody who wants one ?

I don't want one, okay ? Okay.

All right, next scene.

Frank, you enter stage right with a bag of cocaine.

I was just telling mr. Calloway the other day how fortunate we are...

To have someone like you looking out for dirk. Oh, don't be silly.

Dirk's a great kid, and I'm just trying to impart...

Some of the experiences I've accrued to help him.

This has my number on it if you need to call me...

Or need help with dirk

Or anything like that.

[ Mrs. Calloway ]

Well, thank you very much.

Hello, dirk.

Hi, mom.

How are you,

Honey ?

Fine. Bye. Bye.

It was so nice to see you again.

Hey, dirk. How'd your math test go ? What math test ?

I thought you had a math test today. No.

Did you turn in your paper on the berlin airlift ?

Yeah, I got an extension.

Hey, george.

So how'd it go

With mrs. Calloway ?

We shook hands. Big deal.

And I gave her my phone number.

Buchan said he'd have already banged her by now.

What ?

Just tell that deformed scottish gorilla to shut his fat face.

[ Blows dart,

Kid screams ]

That's my best friend's mother he's talking about.

I always thought that's why you picked dirk as your chapel partner.

What are you, a lawyer ?

Hey, mr. Blume.

Hey, it's max fischer.

Oh, hi.

[ Boy on radio ] hey, max, my mom just showed up.

Is it okay if I leave early ? Over.

Sure, charlie.

What's the secret, max ?

"The secret" ?

Well, you seem to have it pretty figured out.

The secret. I don't know. Uh--

I think you just gotta find something you love to do,

And then do it for the rest of your life.

For me, it's going to rushmore.

[ Boy ] shotgun.

Hey, ronny. Hey, donny. How you guys-- get in the back.

I said, "shotgun." Get in the back, donny.

Let's go.

- [ Air conditioning blasting ] - [ turns off air conditioning ]

Did you invite that kid to your party ?

Max fischer ? Come on, dad. There's gonna be girls there.

I'd rather die. Pull your head out of your ass.

Good night, mr. Littlejeans. Good night, max.

I'll see you tomorrow.

[ Jazz ]

[ Long ]

[ Continues ]

May I see the back, please ?

Certainly.

How's that ?

Thank you.

[ Sighs ] I need a signature on this geometry test, by the way.

Let's see.

Hmm. I know, I know.

A 37.

Oh, I don't know what to do anymore.

It could have been worse.

You almost got the "A."

"Almost got the 'a'" ? Dad, what are you writing ?

[ Max ] maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up clubs...

And putting on plays.

That's possible.

I should probably be trying harder to score chicks.

[ Laughs ]

That's the only thing anybody really cares about.

It's not my forte, unfortunately.

It'll happen, max. It's just--

You're like one of those clipper ship captains.

You're married to the sea.

Yes, that's true.

But I've been out to sea for a long time.

[ Max ] hello. Hi.

I like your hat.

Oh, thank you.

You're a teacher here, aren't you ?

And this is your first year at rushmore, I take it.

Uh-huh.

And how long have you been a smoker, if you don't mind me asking ?

Well, let's see now. H-how old are you ?

Fifteen.

Since I was your age.

You're kidding.

You should quit.

You're right.

And I should mind my own business.

Where did you go

To school, by the way ?

Harvard.

Really ?

That's a coincidence.

My top schools where I want to apply to are oxford and the sorbonne.

My safety's harvard.

- That's very ambitious. - Thank you.

What do you want to study ?

Well... I haven't decided for sure,

But probably a double major in mathematics and premed.

What was your major ?

I didn't have a major, but my thesis was on latin american economic policy.

Oh, that's interesting. Did you hear they're not going to teach latin here anymore ?

This was more like central america.

Oh, central america and whatnot. Hmm.

But moving on: They're gonna cancel latin.

They've got

To make room

.

That's a shame because all the romance languages were based on latin.

Yeah, they are, aren't they ?

Nihilo sanctum estne ?

What's that ? Oh, it's latin, isn't it ?

What does that mean ?

Is nothing sacred ?

Sic transit gloria.

Glory fades.

I'm max fischer.

Hi. Hi.

Come on, come on. File out. Sign here, please.

Sic transit gloria. All right, all right.

You to me

Et as roses

In the morning

- And you to me - are soft as summer rain

In summation, I have only one question:

Is latin dead ?

The sidewalks

And the street

The concrete and the clay

Beneath my feet

[ Thick scottish brogue ] why don't you just piss off, fischer, you dotty skid mark ?

Was that latin ?

[ Grunting ]

Never in my wildest imagination...

Did I ever dream I would have sons like these.

What's your dad do, max ?

[ Ng ]

He's a neurosurgeon... At, uh, st. Joseph's hospital.

[ Grunting continues ]

Personally, I could never see myself cutting open somebody's brain,

But he seems to enjoy it.

Oh, no, no, no. I got this one.

[ Ref blows whistle ]

[ Ref talking, indistinct ]

So you were in vietnam, if I'm not mistaken ? Yeah.

[ Sighs ]

Were you in the shit ?

[ Ref blows whistle,

Starts match ]

Yeah, I was in the shit.

[ Wrestlers grunting ] see you sunday, mr. Blume.

All right. What's on sunday ?

Oh, that's right. The twins' birthday party.

[ Grunting continues ] do you want to come ?

I'd love to, except I've already got a previous obligation to attend to.

[ Ref slaps mat, blows whistle ] yeah. Thanks for the invitation, though.

Come work for me.

What do you mean ? I mean, I-I-I could use someone like you.

Look, I may not be rich, mr. Blume.

My father may only be a doctor, but we manage.

- One-twelves ! - Excuse me, mr. Blume.

Nice talking to you.

You're on the team ?

I'm an alternate.

[ Max ] how you doin' ? Good to see you again.

[ Ref blows whistle ]

Whoa. Neat.

Met a girl, fell in love

Glad as I can be

Met a girl, fell in love

Be

But I think all the time

Is she true to me

'Cause there's nothing

In this world

To stop me worrying

About that girl

I found out I was wrong

She was just two-timing

I found out I was wrong

She just kept on lying

Now she tries

To tell the truth

And I just can't believe

'Cause there's nothing

In this world

To stop me worrying

About that girl

[ Max knocking ] miss cross ?

I thought I'd just let you know as per our conversation, the other day--

Latin ? Right. The romance languages.

Well, I gave a little speech. I heard about this.

Oh, you did ? I understand you made a very convincing argument.

I just thought you'd be pleased to hear they're gonna continue the latin program.

I'm very impressed.

Well, thank you very much.

Hey, you need an assistant ?

Do we get to have an assistant around here ? No, I doubt it.

I'm on scholarship, though-- academic scholarship--

So I get to do odd jobs and--

Say, how did you decide to teach at rushmore ?

My husband went here.

I, uh-- I didn't know you were married.

Well, he's dead now.

So I'm not, actually.

When did he die ?

Last year.

My mother's dead.

I'm sorry to hear that.

She died when I was seven.

I guess we both have dead people in our families.

What's going on in here ?

These were just born.

[ Blume ] I don't want alloys. I want steel.

I don't give a rat's ass what he says.

[ Capsule sucked

Through tube ]

Steel, harry.

So you've changed your mind, and you want the job ?

[ Max ] no.

But I've got an idea, and I need some money.

What rushmore needs is an aquarium--

A first-class aquarium-- where the scientists can lecture...

And the students can observe the marine life in its natural habitat.

I don't know. What do you think, ernie ? An aquarium ?

What kind of fish ? Barracudas, stingrays electric eel, trout,

Hammerheads, piranhas, giant squid, octopi--

Piranhas ? Really ? Yes, I'm talking to a guy in south america.

What'd guggenheim say ? Nothing. I felt I should go to you first.

Why ?

Because at this moment, I feel the best strategy is to keep it low profile.

The more preparation work I can do, the stronger our case will be...

When we take it to the administration. How much money do you want ?

Thirty-five thousand dollars, for the initial plans.

[ Inhales,

Exhales deeply ]

I'll give you 2,500.

Okay.

Trees

Swaying

In the summer breeze

Showing off

Their silver leaves

As we walked by

Soft

Kisses

On a summer's day

Laughing

All our cares away

Just you and I

Sweet

Sleepy warmth

Of summer nights

Gazing

At the distant lights

In the starry sky

Thank you. You're welcome.

[ Dry pen scratching on paper ]

[ Writing ]

- [ Softly ] max. - Mm-hmm ?

Can I ask you something ? Sure.

Has it ever crossed your mind that you're far too young for me ?

It crossed my mind that you might consider that a possibility. Yeah.

Quite apart from the fact that you're a student--

I'm not trying to pressure you into anything, miss cross.

- I'm surprised you

Brought it up so bluntly. - I just want to make sure--

[ Electric pencil sharpener

Whirring loudly ]

- We've become friends,

Haven't we ? - Yes.

Good.

And, um...

The-- the truth is, neither one of us has the slightest idea...

Where this relationship is going.

We can't predict the future. We don't have a relationship, max.

But we're friends. Yes, and that's all we're going to be.

That's all I meant by "relationship."

You want me to grab a dictionary ?

No, I just want to make sure that we understand each other.

I understand.

You're not attracted to me.

C'est la vie.

Max, you're 15 years old.

Attraction doesn't enter into it.

If you say so.

Look, all I'm getting at is that...

That I've never met anyone like you.

So you can take that for whatever it's worth.

I think I can safely say I've never met anyone like you either.

You haven't, have you ?

Want to shake hands ?

I'm glad we had this conversation.

So am I.

[ Actor ] I can't wear a wire. They're feeling me up every day.

[ Actor #2 ] oh, come on, frank. You'll have complete protection.

Yeah, I've heard that one before.

I gotta put a dime in the meter. Sit down, frank.

Joe, go put a dime in the meter for officer serpico.

Look, serpico, if you agree

To testify in open court-- no !

- No, what ? - No, I'm not gonna testify.

Go, go, go.

I'll expect your gun and your badge on my desk--

[ Glass shatters ]

Promise me one thing, o'reilly. Name it.

That you're gonna follow this thing all the way to the end...

[ Snaps fingers ] of the line... Where I got to be.

So help me god.

[ Man over radio ] someone coming out of the building.

I've got something !

Wait. This could be it. There's action across the street.

Yeah, it's him. It's snowman.

[ Radio transmission continues,

Indistinct ]

He's getting on the "l" train ! Take him !

[ Gunfire ]

What happened to the cannoli line ? Max--

You're supposed to say, "forget about it, sanchez. The old man likes his cannolis."

Look, I made a mistake, all right ? It didn't make any difference anyway.

Hey, I'm letting it go, but don't say it doesn't matter.

Every line matters. Get off my back !

[ Throws cane ]

Don't fuck with my play !

You fucking cocksucker-- hey, break it up. Break it up.

I'm gonna kill you.

[ Audience applauding ]

Max.

Max.

[ Applause continues ]

[ Audience cheering madly ]

[ Cheering continues ]

I thought the acting tonight was excellent. Thanks.

Well, it was better in rehearsals.

I'll catch up with you later, dad. I got a dinner to go to.

Oh, yeah ? Yeah. Cast and crew only.

Oh. You need some money ? No, dad.

Well, how was the slap ? It was good.

There he is. Max, that was great. I'm so glad you could come.

I want you to meet a friend of mine. Peter flynn, max fischer.

Hi. Who's this guy ?

Peter. I really liked your play. It was really cool.

Yeah. What happened to your nose ?

I got punched in the face. Oh, boy.

What's your excuse ?

[ Blume ] hey, author.

How you doing ? Nice job.

Thank you. Gonna get to meet your dad tonight ?

Oh, no. The old man's on call.

Mr. Blume, I'd like you to meet miss cross...

And I didn't catch this young gentleman's name.

I like your nurse's uniform, guy.

These are O.R. Scrubs.

"O.R." They ?

[ Blume snorting ]

[ Max ] well, they're totally inappropriate for the occasion.

Well, I didn't know we were going to dinner.

That's because you weren't invited.

- Take it easy, max. - You were the one that ordered

Him a whiskey and soda.

[ Max ] so what's wrong with that ?

I can write a hit play. Why can't I have a little drink to unwind myself ?

So, tell me, curly, how do you know miss cross ?

We went to harvard together. Oh, that's great.

I wrote a hit play and directed it.

So I'm not sweating it either.

Can we get a check, please ?

What do you think you're doing ? Getting the check.

No, you're not. Excuse me.

I just want to thank you for accommodating us.

You see, we only thought we were going to be three,

But, uh, someone invited himself along, so I apologize.

Quite all right, sir. Very well. Okay.

You're being rude, max.

No, I'm not. Yes, you are.

No, I'm not. I'm just trying to figure out why you brought this gentleman to my play...

And my dinner, which was invitation only.

Would you like me to pass you the creamer, doc ? Yes, please.

What is wrong with you ? What is wrong with you ?

You hurt my feelings ! This night was important to me !

How did I hurt your feelings ?

Oh, my god ! I wrote a hit play !

[ Sighs ] and I'm in love with you.

Put that a little bit there.

Hi. Were you hiding over there ?

Uh, I didn't want to disrupt class.

What's that you're painting ?

That's a-- a jellyfish.

What can I do for you, mr. Blume ?

Max wants to talk to you.

What for ? To apologize, I think.

Should we talk over here ?

He sent you ?

Yeah.

Are you his messenger ?

No, I'm his friend.

[ Scoffs ]

You were right. I should not have allowed him to drink.

I don't think I should see max anymore.

Well, he's not gonna like the sound of that.

No.

No, I know, but...

I think I let him get too attached.

What do you think ?

Well, I think you did your best.

Tell him I'm sorry.

Okay.

What is your first name ?

Rosemary. What's yours ?

Herman.

He wrote you a letter.

[ Max ] dear miss cross,

I would like to take this opportunity to formally apologize...

For the events of the night of the 23rd.

I'm not accustomed to drinking alcohol.

Please do me the service of coming to the unveiling of a new venture I've undertaken.

I hope you will attend, if possible.

I remain your friend, max fischer.

[ Fanfare ]

[ Camera shutter clicking ]

[ Stops ] cut the music and no more pictures.

What time is it, alan ? 1:15.

Excuse me, gentlemen. Hey, lay off the chips, buchan.

[ Buchan belches ] did you see her ?

She's not here. Well, go check her classroom.

Shall I go ahead and take care of this tree ? Let's wait a few minutes.

What's going on here, maxie ? Oh, hey, coach beck. Good to see you.

This is where we're putting in the new aquarium.

I'm in charge of the committee, if you can believe it.

This is my baseball diamond.

Yeah, I know, and I believe it's being relocated a few feet over.

Is it true the aquarium will have piranhas ?

Where did you hear that ? My source indicated that it was a possibility.

Yes, it's true, but piranhas are a very tricky species.

[ Dirk ]

Max ? Excuse me, george.

Bad news. What's the story ?

She had a substitute teacher today. Why ?

I guess she got sick. You know she's not sick. Give me the phone.

[ Dialing,

Phone rings ]

Janet, max fischer. Is mr. Blume there ?

[ Slurps water ] well, where is he ?

Goddamn it. He's supposed to be here.

[ Chain saw revving ] I don't give a shit about the barracudas,

But, fuck it, I'm building it anyway.

[ Marching cadence ]

[ Guggenheim ]

Max !

[ Coach blowing whistle ] where are those damn chain saws coming from ?

He's right over there ! Max !

Max !

[ Max ] oh, hello, dr. Guggenheim.

What the hell do you think you're doing ? We're having a fund-raiser for the--

Turn that damn thing off !

Tell me this isn't happening.

Dr. Guggenheim, I'd rather not have this conversation in front of my crew.

[ Thunderclap,

Thunder rumbling ]

[ Muffled yelling ]

[ Teacher speaking, indistinct ] ...Chapter seven.

One more thing. We have a new student with us today.

His name's max fischer, and he's actually asked...

To say a few words

To the class.

Max, you want to take it away ?

Sure. Thanks very much.

I just wanted to introduce myself.

I'm max fischer.

I'm a former student of rushmore academy,

Which I recently got expelled from.

This is my first time in a public school.

I know you probably think I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth,

But I'm no elitist.

I think you've got some great facilities,

And I'm really looking forward to making the best of it here at grover cleveland.

One footnote.

I notice you don't have a fencing team.

Well, I'm gonna try my hardest to start one up for you guys.

[ Bell rings ]

Max ? Yes ?

Hi, I'm margaret yang. I'm in mrs. Whitney's class.

I just wanted to tell you that I liked your speech. Thank you.

I don't think I've ever heard of anyone asking to give a speech in class before.

No ? How unfortunate.

The silver spoon remark might rub some people the wrong way,

But I think I know-- what do you mean ?

Well-- you know what ?

I gotta go into class in here. I'll see you later, mrs. Chang.

[ Yelling ]

[ Door opens ]

En garde !

[ Speaking french ]

[ Basketball players

Chattering ]

Janet, max fischer. Is he in ?

[ Cell phone ringing ]

[ Phone beeps ] yeah ?

[ Panting ] okay.

Hey, max, how's it going ?

Terrible. Tell me something. When you talked to miss cross the other day--

Do you have a telephone pass ?

Excuse me. Do you have a telephone pass ? One second.

I gotta tell ya, I don't know what you see in her. I-I don't think she's right for you.

What's that supposed to mean ?

I mean, she's not that beautiful.

She's not that intriguing.

I mean, she has something that you can't put your finger on, but--

Look, mr. Blume, your comments are valuable, but let's get to the point.

Son ? Will she see me again, yes or no ?

- No. - Hang on.

I'm talking on the telephone.

[ Coin drops ]

Oh, come on.

[ Scoffs ] that's rude.

[ Quick drum cadence ]

[ Buchan ] hey, fischer.

You better beat it, sonny.

You know, fischer, I've been watching you.

Showboat. Always talkin'.

Picking a kid like dirk because his mother's a great piece, and then getting nowhere.

Like everything you do.

Big show. No results.

What do you call getting a hand job from mrs. Calloway in the back of her jaguar ?

A fucking lie.

You think I got kicked out for just the aquarium ? Nah.

It was the hand job.

You want to know

Se ?

It was worth it.

[ Max ] I'm sorry I embarrassed you at dinner.

And please apologize to what's-his-name for me.

I will. You okay ?

Yeah, I'm fine, but I miss rushmore.

I miss the seasons.

Watching the leaves change.

By the way, what time does the library close ?

I've got an overdue book to turn in.

That is your handwriting, isn't it ?

[ Cross ] my husband gave me this book...

When he came to visit england when I was 13 and he went to rushmore.

So when he died, I gave it to the library here.

You remind me of him,

You know ?

I do ?

How ?

Well...

You were a member of the rushmore beekeepers, weren't you ?

Yeah. I was president of them.

He founded that club.

Do you think we can be friends again, miss cross ?

In-in a strictly platonic way ? Of course I do.

Do you think you can make a go of it and settle down at grover cleveland ?

Yeah, but I need a tutor.

In the midnight moonlight

I'll

Be walking

A long and lonely mile

And every time I do

I keep seeing

This picture of you

Here comes my baby

Here she comes now

And that comes

As no surprise to me

With another guy

Here comes my baby

Here she comes now

Walkin' with a love

With a love that's

All so fine

Never could be mine

No matter how I try

You never walk alone

Fighting owls, let's go !

And you're forever talking

On the phone

[ Crowd cheering ]

[ Continues cheering ]

I try to call you names

[ Hoots ] let's go !

[ Max ] let's go !

But every time

Same

Here comes my baby

Here she comes now okay, what else do we got ?

Alan's got the birds for your approval. I'll take the green one.

And here's the knife. That's too fake.

[ Margaret ] hi, max. Hello.

What's your name again ?

Margaret yang. Margaret yang.

What are you doing seventh period, margaret yang ?

I have guitar lessons. Classical guitar or-- in what school ?

Rock. Ro-- that's good. We can get you out of that.

Could I see you without your glasses on, please ?

Let's put margaret down for 3:30 In the auditorium, woody.

Thank you.

And-and bring a head shot, please.

[ Knocks ]

[ Door opens ]

Hello, herman.

How are you, rosemary ? I'm fine, thanks.

I just got home, and I'm having a little snack.

- Having some carrots ? - Yeah.

Nice house.

Yeah. Um, it isn't mine. I'm just sort of house-sitting.

Um... You were in the neighborhood ?

Uh... Did max have something planned for us today ?

A trip to the museum or something ?

No, I don't think so. I-I think he's rehearsing tonight.

Oh, that's right. He's doing his new play.

Yeah, he's really making a go of it over there at grover cleveland.

Yeah, he's doing very well, isn't he ?

Do you want a carrot ?

Yeah, I'll have one of those.

Thank you.

[ Crunching carrot ]

[ Chuckles ]

Well, I'll probably be seeing you soon.

Or we could go for a walk now, if you like.

Sure.

The weather's nice, isn't it ?

A little brisk.

I'll just get a sweater.

I'll be back in a minute.

[ Talking, indistinct ]

[ Brakes screech ]

Dirk ?

I know about you and the teacher.

[ Car door shuts ]

- Does max know ? - No, and I don't want him

To know, ever.

I just want it to stop right now.

You're a married man, blume,

And you're supposed to be his friend.

Look, dirk, I am his friend.

Oh, yeah. And with friends like you, who needs friends ?

Unlock it !

Little calloway.

You're standing up for the wrong guy.

Fischer ain't your mate.

What are you talking about, buchan ?

He thinks your mom's good for a bonk.

That's the only reason he picked you as his chapel partner.

Who sold you that crock ? He told me himself.

He says she gave him a hand job in the backseat of her bloody jaguar.

Max would never say that.

Yeah.

I suppose you're right.

After all, the son of a brain doctor doesn't need to impress anybody now, does he ?

[ Laughing ]

The killing's gotta stop, esse. It's getting too loco.

No more gats. Nigger, you're the crazy one.

People be trying to kill you. Are you talkin' about you're gonna get rid of your gun ?

It's time, homey.

Kiss me, little juan.

All right, then he kisses her and we're out. Okay.

Is that for me ?

[ Dirk ] dear max, I am sorry to say that I have secretly found out...

That mr. Blume is having an affair with miss cross.

My first suspicions came when I saw them frenching in front of her house,

And then I knew for sure when they went skinny-dipping in mr. Blume's swimming pool,

Giving each other hand jobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch.

Why am I telling you this now ?

Because you're such a good friend.

Take care, pal.

Fondly, dirk calloway.

[ Gasps ] god.

How was she, herman ?

Jesus christ.

Was she good ? I bet she was.

Although, I wouldn't know because I never screwed her.

[ Sniffles ] going skinny-dipping while I took a nap.

"Are you comfortable, max ?

I'll just, uh,

Be out back, nude,

Getting hand jobs from the woman you love."

We never went skinny-dipping.

Sure, you didn't. And next you're gonna tell me...

You didn't just walk out of her house at 2:00 In the morning.

I'm in love with her.

Well, I was in love with her first.

And all that crap about, "I don't think she's that great.

I don't think she's right for you, max."

That was all bullshit, wasn't it ?

Do you think she's in love with you ?

I don't know.

Well, I guarantee you she's not, and she never will be.

Max.

I saved latin.

What did you ever do ?

[ Young student ] on the planet I come from...

The sun only comes out once a year.

[ Knocking ]

From a tiny piece

Of colored glass

That is why my skin--

[ Max ]

Excuse me.

My love was born

Oh, I'm sorry.

I just came by to thank you

My life.

And reds and golds

And yellows

Were the colors in the dawn

[ Guggenheim shouts ] max, what are you doing ?

Night brought on

Its purple cloak

Of velvet

To the sky

And the gulls

Pinning

On jersey thursday

[ Answering machine beeps ] hello, mrs. Blume.

This is max fischer. I have some information regarding your husband.

Please return my call on my voice mail: Grover cleveland high school, extension 23.

Thank you very much.

[ Beeps ]

Thank you for meeting me.

You're welcome.

Would you like a sandwich ?

All right.

I have a tuna and peanut butter and jelly.

Sorry it's not something more exotic.

I'll take the tuna fish. Okay.

Milk or apple juice ?

Get to the point.

[ Sirens approaching ] okay.

Your husband's--

[ Sirens drown out max ]

[ Sirens continue, fade ]

How long will you be staying with us, mr. Blume ? Indefinitely.

I'm being sued for divorce. Very good, sir.

Yo, shorty.

Say, can you tell me where the pool is located ?

I might want to take a dip after I have dinner and hit the bar.

It's on the roof, sir.

[ Insect buzzing ]

[ Continues buzzing ]

[ Yelling ]

[ Buzzing ]

[ Rock ]

[ Buzzing continues ]

[ Continues ]

Can't believe it

Do my eyes deceive me

Am I back in ur arms

Away from all harm

It's like a dream

Again

[ Bicycle crunches ]

Can't believe

That I'm with you

Again

You are forgiven

You are forgiven

You are forgiven

You are forgiven

You are forgiven

Orgiven

You are forgiven

You are forgiven

You are forgiven

Forgiven, forgiven

Forgiven, forgiven

Forgiven, forgiven

Forgiven, forgiven

Forgiven, forgiven

Forgiven, forgiven

Know you're forgiven

Come on, baby

Know that you are

Know you're forgiven

Know that

You've been reprieved

Baby

You are forgiven

He's about five foot three, 112 pounds,

Black hair, glasses, oval face.

[ Continues ]

You know you're forgiven

Forgiven

You, baby

Forgiven

Forgiven

Know you're forgiven

Forgiven

Know you're forgiven

Thanks for bailing me out, dad. Can you drop me off at rushmore ?

I gotta go get a teacher fired. I don't think that's wise, max.

[ Clicking,

Strange hooting ]

Whoa ! What are you doing ? What are you doing ?

This is private property ! You're trespassing ! What, are you crazy ?

[ Groans ] wait a minute !

Stop !

- Let's have a truce

For a second. - Wait ! Truce ! Truce !

What's this all about ?

Did you say my mom gave you a hand job ?

[ Max ]

What ? Did you say it ?

Who told you

That goddamn lie ?

Never mind. I know who said it.

I think I'm gonna stick a knife in his heart,

Then I'm gonna send him back to ireland in a body bag.

He's from scotland.

Well, tell that stupid mick he just made my list of things to do today.

I'm gonna pop a cap in his ass.

So you received the package ?

Good.

I just wanted to inform you about what's going on.

[ Thunder rumbling ]

I never took you for an informer, max.

What's that supposed to mean ?

"What's that

Supposed to mean ?"

She resigned this morning before I even got your little snapshots.

[ Camera shutter clicks ] so your latest attempt at sabotage backfired.

But she's one of the best teachers you've got. How could you let her go ?

Why are you trying to get her fired ? You stupid old fool !

I'm trying

To win her back !

[ Glass shatters, shuffling ]

Miss cross ?

Hi, max.

Need any help ? No, I have it.

[ Groans,

Oh, here, let me see. No. Please. Look, I don't think you should come in here.

Look, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings.

I'm sorry I love your friend instead of you, but--

- Please, max-- - you honestly believe you love

Blume instead of me ?

Yes.

Well, you'll have to forgive me if I don't take your word for that.

Oh, stop. Miss cross--

Listen, if you don't stop, I'm gonna lose it. I mean it ! Don't-- it's too late.

It's too late.

Wait. Please.

I got kicked out

Because of you.

No, you got kicked out-- rushmore was my life.

Now you are. No, I'm not.

What do you really think is gonna happen between us ?

Do you think we're gonna have sex ?

That's a kind of cheap way to put it.

Not if you've ever fucked before, it isn't.

Oh, my god.

How would you describe it to your friends ?

Would you say that you'd fingered me ?

Or maybe I could give you a hand job. Would that put an end to all of this ?

Please get out

Of my classroom.

[ Footsteps departing,

Door opens ]

Fresh are you, sporty, me fuckup.

Hey, magnus.

Got any good hand jobs lately ?

[ Door opens ] hey, dirk ! Look who's here.

It's your stepfather, waiting for your mom so that he can get a piece.

[ Chuckling ]

Your mind's as warped as your ear, buchan.

Don't get nasty, brother.

We got him, dirk.

We got him.

Max ?

Oh, hey, mr. Blume.

You said you wanted to meet ?

W-when ?

Right now.

You said you wanted to put an end to all this.

Oh, yeah. I, uh, was gonna try and have that tree over there fall on you.

That big one ? Yup.

It would have flattened me like a pancake.

What stopped you ?

I don't know. What's the point ?

She loves you.

She's my rushmore, max.

Yeah, I know. She was mine too.

[ Guitar ]

I am waiting

I am waiting

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah

I am waiting

I am waiting

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah

Waiting for someone

To come out of somewhere

Waiting for someone

Somewhere

You can't hold out

You can't hold out

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah

You can't hold out

You can't hold out

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah

Waiting for someone

To come out of somewhere

Waiting for someone

To come out of somewhere

[ Mr. Fischer ] hello.

Hi. I was wondering if max was home.

See it come along and

Don't know where it's from he's not in.

Oh, yes

You will find out

Well, it happens

All the time

It's censored

From our minds I'm sorry.

You'll find out

Slow or fast

Slow or fast

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah

End at last

End at last

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah

Waiting for someone

To come out of somewhere

Waiting for someone

To come out of somewhere

Stand up coming years

And escalation fears

Oh, yes, we will find out

Well, like a withered stone

Fears will pierce

Your bones

You'll find out

Oh, we're waiting

Oh, we're waiting good night, stan. Merry christmas.

See you next time.

It's been nice having your company here at the shop, max.

[ Water running ] you put any more thought...

Into giving school another shot ? No.

Max, I like being a barber. I'm good at it.

But I always thought you'd try another line of work.

You talked about being a senator or a diplomat.

Ing ]

Pipe dreams, dad.

I'm a barber's son.

See you at dinner.

[ Door opens, closes ]

Hello, dirk.

Hi, max. What can I do for you ?

I thought I might get a haircut. We're closed.

Well, I just want to say I'm sorry I threw rocks at you that day.

But I guess I'll go now.

Merry christmas.

What in the hell's that ?

So, did you hear the news ?

I doubt it. I don't really follow the news anymore.

Dr. Guggenheim had a stroke.

I'll send him a box of candy.

Maybe you ought to go visit him.

[ Door closes ]

[ Knocking quietly ]

Mrs. Guggenheim ? Hello, max. Come in.

It's so good to see you.

Oh, these are glorious. I'll put them in some water.

Have a seat.

Should I say hello to dr. Guggenheim or can he not hear me ?

No, he can hear you.

Hey, old-timer. It's, uh, max fischer.

You probably can't hear me because...

I don't know if your brain is damaged or-- what do you want ?

[ Mrs. Guggenheim ] nelson ?

[ Groans ]

That's the first thing he's said in ten days.

Do you think he recognized me ?

[ Mrs. Guggenheim ] oh, I don't think so. It's fischer.

[ Elevator bell dings ]

See ya later. Bye. Hope you feel better.

Hey, amigo.

[ Max ]

So, who gave you

The shiner ?

[ Pouring liquid ] either ronny or donny.

Can't tell the difference anymore.

Well, whichever one it was really clocked you.

Hmm.

Kids don't like it when their parents get divorced.

I don't blame 'em. Neither do I.

[ Elevator bell dings ]

[ Elevator door closes ]

[ Elevator resumes running ]

How is she ?

I really wouldn't know.

Why not ? I haven't seen her in six weeks.

What happened ?

She left ?

She's in love with a dead guy anyway.

Edward appleby.

You know, uh...

She's sweet, but she's fucked-up.

[ Snaps lighter shut ]

[ Elevator bell dings ]

Adios, muchacho. Hey, are you okay ?

Mmm, I'm a little bit lonely these days.

[ Thunder rumbling ]

[ Knocking, softly ]

[ Knocking, louder ]

[ Knocking continues ]

Max ?

What are you doing here ?

I don't know. Jesus. They came at me out of nowhere.

It was--

It was so sudden. What ?

I'm sorry. Can I use your phone ?

I just got hit by a car. Oh, my god. A-a-are you okay ?

Hmm ? What did you say ?

[ Gasps ]

Come inside. Thank you.

I'm gonna get something for your head. Okay.

[ Inserts cassette tape

Into player, turns on,

Music starts ]

[ Sighs ]

So, this is where it all happens.

[ Cross ] all what happens ? I wouldn't know.

So, why did you dump blume ?

An singing, french ]

That's none of your business. I know it's not.

But I just got hit by a car, and I'm a little confused right now.

I mean, I thought you dumped me for blume.

Then I hear-- I never dumped you because we were never going out.

It would just help me if you talked to me for a minute.

Tell me what happened.

[ Continues ] okay.

Um, a: He's married.

B: He hates himself.

And c: Well, he smashed up your bicycle,

Didn't he ? My previous bicycle, yes.

Well, what sort of person does something like that ?

I don't know.

War does funny things to men.

He thinks you dumped him

Because of edward appleby.

What does that mean ?

Well, I mean, you live in his room, with all his stuff. It's kind of--

I was married to him.

I know you were. Although, I will say...

That edward has more spark and character...

And imagination in one fingernail...

Than herman blume has in his entire body.

One dead fingernail.

Right.

One dead fingernail.

How did he die, by the way ?

[ Sniffling ] he drowned.

How did your mother die ?

She got cancer.

Hold still for a moment, okay ?

[ Thunder rumbling ]

You're very pretty.

Thank you.

[ Thunder continues ]

Is this fake blood ?

[ Sighs ] yes, it is.

You know, you and herman deserve each other.

You're both little children.

Let me show you the door.

[ Sighs ] I'll just go back out the window.

[ Ejects tape,

Music stops ]

[ Thunder rumbling ]

Good-bye, miss cross. Good-bye, max.

[ Max ]

Hey.

I'm, uh-- I'm sorry about what I said...

About your mom giving me a hand job.

[ Sighs ] I know, max.

I'm sorry I didn't take your hand when buchan kicked your ass.

[ Laughs ] hey, uh, that's okay.

[ Sighs ]

[ Engine whining ]

What's that ?

[ Whining continues ] I don't know.

[ Whining passes ]

[ Engine whining ]

[ Engine revving ]

Nice landing.

What's, uh-- what's that you got there, a little flight plan or something ?

Hmm, pretty good.

Do you know dirk calloway ? I don't think so.

Dirk, this is margaret yang.

I, uh, heard about your science project on action 13.

They said the navy wants to buy it from you. That's-- no, not anymore.

Why not ?

Because

It was a fake.

What do you mean ?

The results.

- Why ? - Because it didn't work.

I thought it would, but it didn't.

You're a real jerk to me, you know that ?

I'm sorry, margaret.

[ Sighs ] well, anyway, nice to see you.

[ Engine revving ]

[ Plane passing overhead ]

[ Plane engine whining

In distance ]

Do you want to take over for a while ?

[ Exhales ]

Take dictation, please.

Possible candidates for kite flying society.

David connors. Murray marshall.

I wind

Greg holloway. Duncan wright.

To the wind of my soul

Margaret yang. Woody jackson. Shoeshine pickens.

Where I'll end up

Well, I think only god

Really knows

[ Continues dictating ]

I've sat upon

The setting sun

But never, never

Never, never

I never wanted water once

No, never, never, never

I listen to my words

But they fall far below

Thanks for meeting me, mr. Blume. What can I do for you ?

I let my music take me

Where my heart wants to go

What's this ?

I swam

Upon the devil's lake

That's the perfect attendance award and the punctuality award.

I got those at rushmore.

[ Continues ]

I thought you could choose which one you like more...

And you could wear that one,

And I could wear the other.

No, never, never, never

I'll take punctuality.

Okay.

Come here.

Thank you. Come on inside.

[ "Hark,

Gels sing" ]

Well, well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in.

[ Continues ]

[ Max ] sorry I'm late.

[ Chuckling ] that's okay.

I want you to meet someone.

Mr. Blume, this is my father, bert fischer.

Nice to meet you, mr. Fischer.

Now mr. Fischer was my father's name. Call me bert, please.

Okay, bert. So, max tells me you need a haircut.

I can see that. Why don't you sit down, and we'll have a look.

Mm-hmm.

I don't know, bert.

Don't worry, mr. Blume. It's a relatively painless procedure.

Maybe we'll throw in a shave as well.

[ Pushes chair lever ]

Okay, are you fond

Of that mustache ?

Do you think you want to keep it for a while ? Mm-hmm.

How much are you worth, by the way ? I don't know.

Over ten million ? Yeah, I guess so.

Good, good. Why ?

'Cause we're gonna need all of it.

In the middle

Of the night

In the middle of the night

I call your name

Oh, yoko

Oh, yoko

My love will turn you on

Oh, yoko

Oh, yoko

[ Marching band ]

She's not coming, is she ?

Hmm, doesn't look good.

But don't worry. Come on, herman.

[ Sighs ]

Shit, what am I doing here ? Hey !

Scatter.

Scatter. Damn it !

How in the hell did you ever get so rich ? You're a quitter, man !

I paid $8 million for this.

[ Chuckles ]

And that's all you're prepared to spend ?

I'm, uh, sorry you couldn't make it to our little groundbreaking the other day.

It's kind of a shame, since he's building it for you.

Well, you know, I never asked anyone to build me an aquarium.

I'm not quite sure how that rumor got started.

Me neither.

You think edward appleby would have built one for you ?

Yeah, I think he would have, if he'd had the money.

That's what I thought.

Blume's got a bit more spark and vitality than you expected, doesn't he ?

I thought the aquarium was your idea.

Well, I gave it to my friend.

Fifteen sticks ? Yes, please.

And... Could you make the order out to...

Ready demolition, tucson, arizona ?

Thank you very much.

Make sure these don't get wet.

[ Exhales ] I'll see you at 3:15.

Where are you going ? Rushmore.

I've got one last piece of unfinished business to attend to.

[ Dragging crate ]

[ Screams ]

Fischer, you fuck ! Hello, magnus.

I'd have shot you in the other ear,

But it got blown off a long time ago.

- Besides, now we're even. - [ Scoffs ]

Not for long, kemo sabe.

We'll see. I got a proposition for you.

Well, you can stick it up your mother's ass, you little prick.

[ Sighs ] I gotta hand it to you, magnus.

You've got a way with words.

You want to be in a play ?

What's all that shite ?

Nothing.

I just think you're right for the part.

I always wanted to be in one of your fucking plays.

I know you did, mate.

[ Crowd chattering ]

This is gonna be exciting. My son max wrote it.

Ng ]

Oh, boy, I gotta call the hospital.

[ Man ] excuse me.

Are you mrs. Whitney,

The english teacher ?

Yes.

Hi, I'm william yang,

Margaret yang's father.

This is my wife, lucille. Nice to meet you.

Hello. That's kid's gonna burn this place down.

You better believe it. Well, the plans were never formally submitted to the city.

Were they supposed to be ? I assume so.

[ Older man ] too late now.

[ Police radio ] officers brooks and donovan...

Requesting additional units at grover cleveland high school.

Units responding identify.

[ Guggenheim ]

A program.

Let me look at that.

Turn it, turn it.

That's enough.

Excuse me. Right here.

Hi, herman.

Looks like max pulled a fast one on us.

[ Drumroll,

Cymbal crash ]

[ Applause ]

Thank you very much.

I don't usually do this, but this play means a lot to me,

And I wanted to make a dedication.

So, I'll just say that this play is dedicated to the memory of my mother,

Eloise fischer,

And to edward appleby, a friend of a friend.

Also, you'll find a pair of safety glasses and some earplugs...

Underneath your seats.

Please feel free to use them. Thank you very much.

[ Applause ]

[ Indistinct ]

Bravo company, this is tango 7. Do you copy ?

[ Man ] we order the military forces of the united states to take action--

[ Man #2 ] this is a different kind of war.

[ Explosions ]

We are making progress, progress, progress, progress.

[ Rotors whirring ]

[ Explosions continue ]

[ Soldier shouts,

Indistinct ]

How long you been in country, soldier ?

I ain't even here, sergeant.

I'm in cheyenne, wyoming.

[ Chuckles ] right on, brother.

Hoo.

Hoo-hoo.

[ Explosion ]

[ Cranking radio ]

Let's rock, esposito ! I repeat, let's rock !

[ Helicopter rotors whirring ]

[ Whirring continues ] let's rock and roll !

[ Whirring continues ]

[ Shouting, indistinct ]

[ Continues shouting ]

[ Gunfire, explosions

Continue ]

[ Shouts ]

[ Firing guns ]

[ Shouting ]

[ Gunfire continues ]

[ Groans ]

Fischer !

[ Whispers ] I'm okay. Go, go, go, go.

- [ Dirk ] damn it ! - Take it easy, dirk.

How much time do we got, wood ? Two minutes.

All right, bring me some more ketchup very quickly, please. Effects !

This is gonna look stupid. No, it's not. It's gonna look real.

[ Rain falling ]

[ Rain continues ]

Thank you. You're welcome.

Hold this one too, okay ?

So, what do you think of max's latest opus ?

It's good.

But let's hope it's got a happy ending.

Adios, esposito.

Say a prayer for surf boy,

Wherever he is.

Semper fi, soldier.

Semper fi.

Sic transit gloria.

Maybe we'll meet again someday...

When the fighting stops.

[ Helicopter rotors whirring,

Bagpipes playing ]

Tag 'em and bag 'em, cherries ! We're movin' out !

[ Shouts,

Indistinct ]

I don't know

But I've been told

[ Esposito laughing ]

[ Soldiers ]

I don't know

But I've been told

[ Plane passing overhead ]

Hello, esposito.

Will you marry me, le-chahn ?

You bet I will.

[ Cheering, whistling ]

That's my son.

That's my maxie.

[ Laughing ]

[ Cross ] I just didn't expect to see you here.

Did max send you an invitation ?

[ Flynn ]

Yeah, and he told me

To wear a tie.

Congratulations, max. Thank you very much, mrs. Yang.

I, uh, actually wrote a different version of the play two years ago,

But I couldn't get it done over at rushmore.

Oh, really ? Why ? Too political ?

No, a kid got his finger blown off during rehearsals.

[ Blume ]

A very good evening

To you, fischers. Hi.

Miss cross, I'd like for you to meet my father, bert fischer.

He's a barber. This is my friend, rosemary cross.

Hello, rosemary. Nice to meet you at last, bert.

Of course you know mr. Blume.

I'd also like everyone to meet mr. And mrs. Yang. This is margaret.

Hello, margaret. It's nice to meet you, miss cross.

I'm surprised they let him build a real campfire on the stage.

It's clearly a safety hazard.

Well, last year, he tried to raise piranhas. Yeah, I know he did.

What did you think, mr. Littlejeans ? Best play ever, man.

I thought it was a very realistic performance.

Yeah ? Fischer stepped over half my bloody lines.

That's funny. I didn't notice.

Mr. Blume, how are ronny and donny enjoying military school ?

They love it. Lucky bastards.

I understand you're a neurosurgeon. No, I'm a barber.

But a lot of people make that mistake.

[ Laughing ]

You were incredible tonight, margaret.

You were that poor girl. Thank you.

I loved it when you grabbed onto the bottom of the chopper as it was taking off.

That was totally improvised. I know.

Can I ask you a question ? Of course.

Can you do an australian accent ?

I'm working on something that's set in the outback.

I really feel like celebrating, you know ?

Would you care to dance ? Oh, yes, I-I would love to.

Great. Come on.

You're looking good, bert.

Hello, mr. Blume.

Hello, margaret. May I cut in ?

I haven't had a chance to cut a rug with your new girlfriend yet.

Ah, new girlfriend. Yes, I am.

Find your own dance partner, mr. Blume. I'm spoken for.

No, it's okay. He's my friend.

Well... You pulled it off.

Yeah, it went okay. At least nobody got hurt.

Except you.

No, I didn't get hurt that bad.

[ Bert ]

Come on, you two.

Shake a leg.

Would you like to dance ? Yeah, but--

Here, let's see if the deejay can play something with a little more-- reuben !

[ Record skips, static ]

Poor old granddad

I laughed at all his words

I thought

He was a bitter man

He spoke of women's ways

They'll trap you

Then they use you

Before you even know

For love is blind

And you're far too kind

Don't ever let it show

I wish that

I knew what I know now

When I was younger

I wish that

I knew what I know now

When I was stronger

The cancan's

Such a pretty show

Will steal your heart away

But backstage

Ain

The dressing rooms

Are gray

They come on strong

And it ain't too long

For they make you

Feel a man

But love is blind

And you soon will find

You're just a boy again

When you want her lips

You get her cheek

Makes you wonder

Where you are

If you want some more

Then she's fast asleep

Leaves you twinkling

With the stars

Poor young grandson

There's nothing I can say

You'll have to learn

And that's the hardest way

Ooh la la

Ooh la la la la

Yeah, yeah

I wish that

I knew what I know now

When I was younger

I wish that

I knew what I know now

When I was stronger